🇦🇺Legal Scholar & Activist. Actually ASD/EDS (POTS, etc). 🏳️🌈. Frmr: Vigilante Legal (Co-Founder), SMU Criminal Clinic (Chief). Tweets = personal opinions
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Challenge: Replace one word from the title of any Taylor Swift song with “Gay.” 🫡 – at Melbourne, Victoria
Literally this. This is normal life for us. Music can be a hyper fixation. Something about the way a song is layered or the lyrics, whatever really. And if we’re not actually listening to it, it’s still playing in our minds and (personally) can just sing it out loud (like in the shower)
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I want everyone tweeting about “go to the police” to be so fucking for real right now. Police don’t do shit. They don’t do anything when you have actual evidence of stalking or harassment. But you think they’re gonna take this seriously?
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DID YOU KNOW???👀
Using Ticketmaster won’t improve your chances of scoring tickets either, since they refuse to reinstate the rep era Taylor Swift Tix model that actually ensured tickets went into the hands of real fans and not resellers 🤗
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8/9 IS 8 YEARS 9 MONTHS AND 13 DAYS SINCE 1989 OG RELEASE?? and 3208 days, 3+2+8=13 HER MIND 🤯
The only song I wanted as my surprise song, and I couldn’t even get tickets to Melbourne. If Blondie doesn’t drop 1989 TV at the end of the week, I’m sorry, but I’m done with her. There’s too much hurt and pain here.
Guys I’m so excited. My mum surprised me with the best bday present ever this year — a beautiful, sweet, chocolate Burmese. He was the runt of the litter, so he’s taking a bit longer to get to me. But, Sir Purcival (shoutout to @bettysgardenco for perfecting his name: credit where credit’s due) has reached 950g. He’s 50g shy of being able to go through all the necessary veterinary procedures, and then be my permanent best friend and constant companion.
I can’t wait to meet him. There’s something about having a pet that just makes life better in every conceivable way. I can confirm, Sir Purcy is a Swiftie, and he is interested in having his own social media outlets (probably to bitch about me a bit; fair enough).
Even though I haven’t gotten the chance to cuddle him yet, I know he’s #PracticallyPurfectPurcy
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Someone just sell me a hella cheap ticket for 8/9?? I don’t care if it’s obstructed! I can stay with a friend that night and not have to bankrupt myself on a hotel.
The fact the Grammy Museum came in with the Vault Rescue screen grab is also … interesting timing. You know, the same place that Taylor performed some amazing, stripped back, acoustic versions of 1989. Like “Wildest Dreams” — one of the two available 1989 TV Singles?! 🩵👀🩵👀🩵
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And, oh yeah, of course, they’re all in Los Angeles. And Los Angeles is unlocking the vault (which, also is framed in a Roman-like building. Almost like one that the Statute from Karma MV, with 1989 on it, could look at home in).
#1989TaylorsVersion 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
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that is insane wtf
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Def do not recommend having double surgical procedures on the same day, but just spaced out. Let alone three in a 48 hour period of time. I think I can rest now… #EhlersDanlosSyndrome
Have a ton of folks I know who love Betas as much as I do, and always jump in early. Three of my mates and I have also seen a rather stunning drop in 14 Pro Max battery health since the iOS 17 Beta. It’s incredibly stable. But, in the brief period of use (and, tbh, the features are too good to restore back), my 14 Pro Max went from 100% battery capacity health to 92%. There’s been no change in how I power/charge or use the device. I also suspect this could be tweaked or corrected come the final release. Also, thank god for AppleCare and ACL.
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This will only be effective if EVERYONE refrains from tweeting (X-ing?) on August 1st a/k/a #TweetlessTuesday. Let's show the owner the POWER OF THE PEOPLE. Honestly, would it kill you to keep your thoughts to yourself for 1 damn day? Read a book! 👀 #August1stTweetOutDay
I am proposing that August 1st be a “Tweet Out” day where blue voters take the day off from tweeting. Think of the revenue lost for Twitter - X if we did that. Best way to affect change with a billionaire is to hit them in the wallet. RT if you are with me.
#August1stTweetOutDay
Any normal company rolling out a name change and/or brand new logo and identity (including UI, hardware efforts) (see, e.g., Apple [note: this is out of date, as they’ve returned to Monochrome + occasional use of a modern rainbow logo]):
More of whatever the fuck is going on at X:
Another glitch in @elonmusk’s brilliant rollout of “X.”
When you exit the app on iPhone, the new logo switches back to the bird after a second in the dock.
Oops.