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Heyyy guys here's the new straw page for any curious curses or non mean sorcerer s who wanna learn about me celebrationstatin.straw.page #jjk #mahiarmy #disastercurses
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open your mouth! aaaah there you go! what? no, i didn't put anything in the dog treat, that's crazy talk. you're just feeling sleepy because you've been playing outside all day (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)!! c'mon, come lay down. i'll take good care of you.
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Friend who starts talking to you the way you would a puppy. Starting small with praise, getting more and more obvious ovet time till your hands are paws and your hair is fur. Built up so slowly and carefully you dont even notice it, slowly becoming their little puppy
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"use your words puppy" mmmph... woof woof arf... arf... rrruff.. wrruff.. woof.. wrrroof..🐾👀
#puppy #puppygirl #puppytwt
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force masc force fem.. but what about force puppy ....slowly training a guy into being a puppy
Duuuude I was at boxing today and I met this rlly cute girl and I didn't rlly get to talking to her much but I'm hoping I see her more soon and we can talk a lil more
🤖 Made with AI
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drugging u on the first date nd keeping u locked up in a pretty cage in my basement:3 telling my family and friends to mind the noise bc i just adopted a new puppy ^__^
You see it is my strongest belief that one should not remain stagnant after they have made a mistake and attempt to learn from that mistake as you cannot fix the mistakes of the past but you can use them to make the steps to a bright future more sturdy
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We're together, talking, laughing at some dumb joke
Then you hear it
"Mind your manners, dear."
Instantly you fix your posture, your face becomes stern and you apologize for your misbehavior
And ask if there's anything you can do for me, like a well mannered individual should
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do you ever get cuddle frustrated?
Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close.



















