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Heather Tayte

@BurlesqueBaker

Creative visionary with no talent. Funemployed video editor // she/her 🌈

 Portland, OR
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Joined July 2009
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Hey look, it's a commercial I set decorated! Look how cute that set is!! Someone should really give me a job, I say. youtu.be/I303GQ7mb6I?si=X7JI…
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What a day to run out of antidepressants!!
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⏳ We’re down to the final hours. As of now, #RobertRoberson is scheduled to be executed TODAY, Oct. 17th, at 6 p.m. CT — for a crime that never happened. ⁠ Contact @GovAbbott and urge him to grant clemency before it’s too late at 361-264-9653 or at saveroberson.org.
Image from Innocence Project (@innocence)
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Visited my high school sweetheart’s go-to makeout spot today. It’s still exactly how I remember it.
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Cant wait for the “leader in fertilization” t-shirts
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The @48HourFilmProj is the most perfect event that has ever been invented for people with ADHD.
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My phone has been blowing up all day with people telling me they aren’t coming to my birthday party. Y’all really know how to make a gal feel special!
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I worked on this movie and I endorse this message!
Kyle Gallner (@KyleGallner) profile pictureKyle Gallner@KyleGallner22 Aug 2024
Do you want more original movies in theaters? You gotta show up and support original movies when they hit theaters. Strange darling drops officially tomorrow in US theaters. Go have fun at the movies and tell everyone you know to go have fun at the movies! Thank you 🐈🐈🐈
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You know what’s super fun? If you have a business profile on @Venmo and someone sends you money by mistake, Venmo just keeps the 1.9% fee and refuses to refund it. Cool cool cool.
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Fergie watching Ingrid Andress claim her crown for worst anthem of all time
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The line at the bank today is worse than any ride at Disneyland. I think I’m in hell.
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@AssalRad16 Jun 2024
How many Palestinian fathers have we seen frantically searching through rubble for their children over the last 8 months? Thinking about fathers in Gaza today.
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Do you ever go so hard on stage that you suddenly find out the hard away you have exercise-induced asthma? Yeahhhh, not my dumbass backstage saying “guys, why do my lungs feel like they’re bleeding? And I can’t stop coughing? What could this all mean??”
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How many times did I watch this? …Yes.
Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) profile pictureRob Friedman
@PitchingNinja15 May 2024
Mason Miller Destroying Altuve.
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The excitement I feel over getting to sleep in until at least 5am tomorrow AND getting off work in time for a full 8 hours sleep?! immeasurable! What a banner day for me.
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Eurovision is about being “United by Music” and sharing cultures from all around the world, except if you are Palestinian apparently…
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I tried to hit on a dude last weekend and he said, “I’m trying this new thing where I go to bed early” and then got on a scooter saying “is this a cool way to leave a conversation?” as he scooted away from me as fast as he could. I’m not sure which of us was more humiliated.
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A cop just wrote me a ticket for making a perfectly legal U-turn. I asked him read me the law to prove my point. I guess he didn’t care for that. 😂
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Truly wild that someone thought to themselves, “I’m going to tell everyone I murdered my dog. Yeah, that’ll humanize me.”
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