𝔈𝔩𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔱 𝔙𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔢

With someone warm? On a soft, pillowy lap? With someone petting and stroking her hair as she sleeps—?

Yeah , yeah. Fail this , fail that— Is she going to let a girlypop lick those hard , strong abs up and down all night or not?!

" Oh! Oh! Did she have a practice partner? If she's having trouble trying to woo, no extra practice just won't do! . . . Actually? Maybe offering myself up for practice isn't the smartest idea because I'll fold to almost anything someone hits me with. "

The bad bitch in question will ask her to shower . . . with the bad bitch in question! ✨️

》》No longer sick so once I get back up to speed, Elphelt will be let released back into the wild.

" But I wanna know what I taste like! Me! Twinphelt! Or Twophelt. . . My taste! Unless you'd. . . y'know— "

" I only asked because that implies that mine also would taste the same. Which also would imply that I've tried to taste my own to find out before, to which I'll respond with. . . no comment! "

》》Whoever invented getting sick needs to have a bad thing happen to them. This is also a PSA: Don't get sick because it sucks and I feel like awful rn.

If you not careful, Elphelt will come up and do this to you. . .

My steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery, my boobs are too big, my ice cream is too creamy, my bed is too comfy, my house is too clean, my thighs are too thicc, my concerts sell too well, my guns are too accurate, my bills are too affordable, and my ass it too fat.