Band guy. Under-thinker. Over-drinker. He/Him
Nottingham
Joined June 2014
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Haggard Matt retweeted
THE PAIN THAT ORBITS LIFE will be released on Church Road Records, 8th May 2026. Pre-order now and watch the official video for I HATE IT HERE now!
youtu.be/Cs5Y2oc8uYI?si=ETAU…
Cycling to the train station this evening down a bike path on a main road - just one car heading my way on the road - the driver swerved into the bike lane, moments away from hitting me, I could see a few guys in the car laughing. Good joke that. The hell is wrong with people?
A new @ThePissedJeans album and a new @METZtheband album in the same year, what a time to be alive!
Haggard Matt retweeted
Paul and Harry at any opportunity…
#TheTraitors – at East Midlands, England
The exhaust just fell off of my car as I was turning onto the motorway to go to London, seems like a bad omen to me
New favourite thing to do, queue up an audiobook on Spotify and then punctuate it with a brutal metal track between each chapter. Nothing like @JamesAcaster telling an anecdote about a shaggy dog immediately before @GojiraMusic plow into Explosia. Really adds gravitas.
Did I imagine this, or is this week’s episode of @OffMenuOfficial sponsored by Tenderstem Broccoli? As in Tenderstem Broccoli just in general, no brand name… just broc. Who works on the general broccoli branding team and how do I get involved?
I don’t tweet much (or whatever you call
it now we’re no longer on “Twitter”) but I just had to go on record and say, I’m hating the new grunge texture that’s been added to the app icon. That’s it.
Haggard Matt retweeted
🌳 Last night was the BEST atmosphere we've seen on a Weds at 2000trees... hands down. UNREAL energy for @BobbyVylan, @theHaggardCat, @PresstoMECO, and all our ace bands.
🌳 Catch you in the pits for BIG Thurs action.
📸 @snaprockandpop, @JezPennington
3 episodes into the new season of Black Mirror and it’s absolutely mind blowing. Hats off @charltonbrooker - it’s an absolute triumph and so worth the wait
Haggard Matt retweeted
TICKETS FOR OUR LONDON SHOW AT @SignatureBrewE8 ARE ON SALE NOW! haggardcat.com/tickets
Tickets for our appearance with @bronxovision in Notts and day tickets for Weds at @2000trees are sold the fuck OUT.
We’re itching to get out
Have you noticed how no one ever used the term ‘Crimbo’ anymore? Did that die with Bo Selecta back in the 00’s?
Small victories I guess, I’ll take all I can in the year 2022.
Here’s a haiku that’s kind of about shitty tories but also kind of about shitty landlord culture in general:
The boiler’s broken
I’m in my bedroom right now
I see my own breath
Night then.
I’m not sure if all banks do this, but why, why God why, would Natwest set their opening hours as “half an hour after the majority of the population has started work” until “half an hour before most of the population has finished work”? It’s infuriating.
