Buzz McCallister (@BuzzMcCal) profile picture

Competitive eater, firework aficionado, lover of Playboy and my beautiful girlfriend.

Winnetka, Illinois/Paris
Joined December 2009
.@MeganMcCal Shopping? He doesn't even know how to tie his shoe.... and he's going shopping?
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.@KevinMcCal Hey, Kev. It's cool that you didn't burn the place down...
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.@MeganMcCal I didn't fall asleep in the back and drool all over you, did I?
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.@MeganMcCal 2: We have smoke detectors...
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.@MeganMcCal The little trout could use a couple of days in the real world.
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.@MeganMcCal Why should I be? He acted like a jerk once too many times and this time he caught it in the butt.
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* * * @KevinMcCal I'm going to feed you to my tarantula * * *
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.@KevinMcCal Kev! Kev! Get a plate! BLARRGGGHHHHHH **fakes vomiting**
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.@KevinMcCal Yeah we did. But if you want any...somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, because it's gone. :D
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