This is my only account on Twitter . I am sick and tired of people posting clearly fake accounts as mine . ده حسابي الوحيد على تويتر . أنا زهقت من كمية الناس اللي بتنشر حسابات تانية على انها بتاعتي وواضح جدا انها مزيفة .

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Navy SEAL vs. Marine See where I am going: - Detroit, 23 Oct - Toronto, 13-14 Nov - ⁠Winnipeg, 28 Nov Catch me at my next comedy show, grab your tickets from bassemyoussef.xyz

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Inside the Senate Protest Chaos See where I am going: - Ft. Lauderdale, 17 Oct - Detroit, 23 Oct - Toronto, 13-14 Nov - ⁠Winnipeg, 28 Nov Catch me at my next comedy show, grab your tickets from bassemyoussef.xyz

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The fulfillment of a prophecy See where I am going: - Tampa, 16 Oct - Ft. Lauderdale, 17 Oct - Detroit, 23 Oct - Toronto, 13-14 Nov - ⁠Winnipeg, 28 Nov Catch me at my next comedy show, grab your tickets from bassemyoussef.xyz/

White dude in uniform See where I am going: - Tampa, 16 Oct - Ft. Lauderdale, 17 Oct - Detroit, 23 Oct - Toronto, 13-14 Nov - ⁠Winnipeg, 28 Nov Catch me at my next comedy show, grab your tickets from bassemyoussef.xyz

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Getting Targeted 🫣 See where I am going: - Los Angeles, 10 Oct - Tampa, 16 Oct - Ft. Lauderdale, 17 Oct - Detroit, 23 Oct - Toronto, 13-14 Nov - ⁠Winnipeg, 28 Nov Catch me at my next comedy show, grab your tickets from bassemyoussef.xyz

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