Starscream

@EntropicSavior hi *tackleglomps u* X3 *notices the bulge in ur pants* owo whats this???

I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU

@170cmtrio h-hewwo?

wow. i did it #MyTwitterAnniversary

[UGLY SOBBING]

yeah can i get a uuuuhhhhhhh

Fuck's sake Maria. teapawt.net/notakillingtype/status…

"They're terribly annoying. Little fleshbags should've been squished by now." teapawt.net/bindednobility/status/…

"Prime's pets? The pests? Ugh, no humans sounds nice, but I would allow them to stay if it meant the brats vanished." teapawt.net/bindednobility/status/…

"How dull. That's the one /good/ quality about this Earth. The air here is cleaner than Cybertron's, though the human filth is ruining it." teapawt.net/bindednobility/status/…

"The land is irrelevant, what's the sky like? Other than dark." teapawt.net/bindednobility/status/…

"Is it sleet? Because that's even worse." teapawt.net/bindednobility/status/…

But if I don't go for a flight soon my processor may explode.

And don't get me started on /snow/. It's /disgusting/.

I hate Earth's weather. It's always freezing or humid. Absolutely disgusting. The only redeeming feature is the lightning storms.

//sees active tfp roleplayers. stares longingly

Oh joy, Tarn shows his face. Well, figuratively.

allspark.com/2016/12/power-o… An opportunity.