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and to think it's been two whole years since my last tweet, is any of my followers even alive?
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the captions cardi just provided for the rest of the summer....
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just got home and omg it sounded so fucking good in the car. don't you ever make us wait this long @iamcardib i swear to god
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CARDI B IS BACK and while we're enjoying mother's comeback.. i just wanted to let y'all know that i am OBVIOUSLY not in jail??? idk who started this and i can't believe people actually believed this shit
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"nobody's checking for her" baby that's exactly what you're doing
c*rdi deleted all her social medias & left the face of earth & nobody is checking for her at all, she is not an essential female rapper & I can definitely get used to this. not hearing her voice or seeing the face is a blessing 😭
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on a saturday morning at 9 am mind you
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y'all are so quick to hype an artist up only to turn around and tear them down a few months later once they reach the top. it's weird
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and for absolutely no reason too. y'all tear them down for the same reason y'all were hyping them up at first. saying their music is "overrated" when it's the same music you were hyping up at first. like i just don't get it
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GET TF UP!!!!!!!!!!
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you guys... best pop vocal album is not about vocals.... like please shut up😭😭😭😭😭
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i'm crying at how 90% of these influencers have built their careers off judging red carpet looks on youtube (and artists in general) only for them to show up in more mediocre outfits every time they get invited
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is the recording academy serious right now
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well. after being gone for a month and losing hundreds of followers cause my account was dead, i'm back once again on the tl!
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actually i was going to permanently leave twitter but i'm sorry i had to come back for the mess tonight PLUS she gagged me right here like woah?! teapawt.net/thruyourfone/status/15…
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when cardi mistakenly tagged charli xcx as charli std
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😭😭😭😭
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i personally think i'd get a tattoo of something RELATED to my fave... like my favorite album/song, or my favorite lyrics of them. but getting a tattoo of their WHOLE face/name? yeah no that's insanity
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and i'm not criticizing people who do that cause that's their body but it will just never be that serious to me i'm sorry
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would y'all get a tattoo of your fave's name/face on your body???
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Billboard Hot 100: #72(-52) Bussin, @NICKIMINAJ & @lilbaby4PF [2 weeks]. *peak: #20*
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"she's just that powerful" then boom -52
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this is what cardi b's "bots and streaming farms" look like apparently teapawt.net/deviljoonieb/status/13…
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gorgeous is not even the word
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like she's breathtaking
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wait cause this table is kinda iconic????
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the pics we're gonna get.. no i'm moving
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