Runner, swimmer, blanket fort builder, part time genius with the notion that I might just save the world one day. Well, a piece of it, anyway.
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To the person who somehow thought a cold email business pitch with the subject line "A good time to call" was a good idea: No. Not ever. Literally not once, not even upon the freezing of hell, or any subsequent thawings and refreezings, will any time ever be good for any call.
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So, Monday...we meet again.
ALT A young Great horned owl peers around a tree limb at Yellowstone National Park.
There's an obnoxious number of people who feel entitled to my urgency today and, according to my boss, replying with "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine." is "understandably tempting, but rude."
My doctor wants to know who is monitoring the dosage and side effects of a medication she prescribed, that I still can't get because it's been backordered since August.
T: "WHY ARE YOU AWAKE!?!?!"
Me: "I got focused..."
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T: "Oh dear. Nothing good has ever come from you being focused at 2am."
For those keeping score, he's now rude AND wrong.
😍 My heart might have completely melted; can neither confirm, nor deny. @TyrellMayfield, this strikes me as something you'd like.
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I (almost never in the office) beat my boss (routinely in the office) to work today which means I have also already sent him a picture of his empty desk, a sad face, and asked him why he never calls, never writes. Can't wait to see how my year-end review goes. 😁
We are so far past "everything hurts" and have accelerated rapidly to "I'm dying". Only mostly dead at best.
This never gets old. They're learning to ask me specifically for either refills, or for me to put snacks out and they've clearly started inviting friends.
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When all you wanna do is sleep but life and responsibilities won’t leave you alone…
Unbearable.
#MondayMood
How, with all the extra wiggly, squiggly nonsense I've got going on, HOW is there still one spot on my shoulder I cannot reach, and why is it always itchy?
I am here to tell you that the legitimately hardest part of my workout is convincing myself to drive home once I'm back in the car.
Also, new shoes are so bouncy!!!
I knew the new running shoes I ordered were an obnoxious, eye-poppingly bright shade of neon yellow/green. I was not, however, prepared for the fact that they also sparkle. I love them so much more
Margaritas and Tex-Mex... don't see how you could have done Texas any better, @TyrellMayfield
