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My brother knows I’m a loser and I have nothing going on so he asked if I’d go to his 13 year old daughters school Halloween night I wore my sick new Florida jacket and now everyones asking if I’m dressed up as Todd Golden and thinks I’m sort of freak Why do I even fucking try?

dressing up as a low functioning autist who's going to stay inside and watch my bill walton full game playlist on youtube for halloween this year

Invited myself to a Halloween party tonight my crush was at. Showed up in a full body costume that hid me. We were about to hook up until she asked if I had protection, and I responded that my protection is as good as Joseph Tugler. She figured out it was me, and I got sent home

Welp that’s me if I was a fucking road exit sign. No attraction anywhere to be found Villanova takes on Notre Dame in 47 hours

$10 for UConn + $12.99 for Big 10 + I had dirt, sand, and woodchips for dinner.

Buddy my first kiss from middle school was 39 and the head coach of Florida

Top 25 rejections from foids who I thought I had a chance with

Don’t bother showing up in March if you aren’t watching the StatBroadcast for Hawaii vs Hawaii Pacific because there is no video or audio My dick doesn’t bother showing up when I try to jerk off to anything other than AI porn of Serena Williams

Just peeled 3 ONIONS and I can’t stop crying. I’m such a pussy. Everything reminds me of you

Dasher stole my food. Great. Frozen breakfast burritos and round 2 it is.

I just jacked off my stupid gay little cock to Tyran Stokes highlights while I waited on my DoorDashed KFC family meal deal. I live alone and this is meal prepping. Still another 3 weeks until CBB starts. Holy shit if I don’t kill myself it’ll be a miracle.

I wish my ex girlfriend would give me as many fucking chances as Tony Stubblefield’s gotten coaching basketball Probably doesnt help that my tiny chode is just a stub on my body she resented

Had a date last night and showed up in my UTEP sweater, complete with a Lindenwood polo underneath (in case things went well and she took the sweater off me at her place) She never showed up Now I’m wearing it to work to impress the other virgin chud in the office. I should kms

I’m going to start by sitting on a bench and cutting my wrists because no one cares about my opinions

So not only are my Butler Bulldogs picked to finish dead last in the Big East, but I’m also such a broke fuck that my breakfast this morning is 3 day old movie theater popcorn Just fucking great

Order the bartender to turn on some college hoops I’m scared of confrontation because I’m a stupid little goychud

My gf just stole my life savings from my bank account and fled the country. But worst of all, she stole my life sized Kansas Jeff Withey body pillow Gonna be another fucking cucking cocksucking season for my Jayhawks this year

Yesterday was my bday and she didnt even call or text. My best friend forgot too and only texted to ask what I think of Bucknell’s roster this year. I told him they lost a lot of key players and it’s going to be a rough year. Banana pudding to celebrate me being a fucking loser