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Sports aficionado. Towson alum and unabashed Penn State FB fan. I get paid to watch TV and to listen to fans not know the rules.

Jax via Harrisburg, PA
Joined June 2021
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Final possession primer: Tied - go to the basket Down 1 - go to the basket Down 2 - go to the basket and maybe kick for 3 if it’s wide open Just watched a guy hoist a 25-footer in a tie game. There will be more of these.
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UMBC = U Made a Bad Choice #GohTigers
TIGERS WIN!!!! 410 INVITATIONAL CHAMPIONS! #GohTigers
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Watching @UW_MBB and Steele Venters is in his 9th year of playing college basketball. I can't tell whether he has frosted tips or actual gray hair but I think it's the latter. I wonder if he gets the AARP discount at the dining hall.
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I’d rather win ugly than lose pretty. #dabears
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Survival. Campbell would have been rightfully roasted for going conservative had this choke been completed. But a W is a W. #weare
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Kickoff from a new road venue. Dogs and cats not playing nice together. #weare Penn State-Washington
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Penn State has cow pastures to tailgate. Washington has a lake with boats. Advantage? PSU. I get seasick easily. 🤮 Some of these people have great setups.
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Went to bed at 28-20 thinking my run in @chrisfallica Survivor Pool was done. This was pleasant to wake up to. Onward!
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Game #1 A bit of a road trip for this one. @Towson_MBB vs Utah at the home of Magic vs Bird Final Four. #gohtigers
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I already miss political ads…
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Blue wins. Well done. Now...don't waste it. Be productive. Get stuff done. Work together (gasp, I know, asking a lot). We're tired of the stationary inertia. #Midterms2026
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I was told that the Seabags had a pretty good defense. Looks like they lost it over by the Gum Wall. I'll look forward to wearing @ChicagoBears stuff in Seattle this weekend! #DaBears
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The ultimate flex from Queens coach Grant Leonard. Eat your heart out, Lou Carnesecca. 📸: @TheFieldOf68 #hoopsmarathon
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1st tip of the season. See ya in April! (Not really…I’m sure I’ll be complaining about someone’s final possession by Monday afternoon). 🏀🏀🏀
COLLEGE BASKETBALL IS BACK! @NovaMBB 🆚 Notre Dame on FOX
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It was a horrendous season. But we beat Little Brother and sometimes, that's all that counts. #CDRams
Rams win 21-13 over East. Griffin 185 yards n 3TD.
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Congrats to @Brewers, truly the best team in '26. All those hot take artists whining about Miz not pitching last night...how'd that work out? Be nice if these TV directors could get celebrations right. TNT was awful showing the pennant celly. Fox was even worse. #worldseries
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Gm 5 is a prime example of why teams need to maintain a solid 4-man starting staff all season. But it is Cash and he doesn't have an idea how to manage a pitching staff so it's no surprise that he stupidly burned Martinez last night and was left with coffee grounds. #worldseries
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Oof, how much of a gut punch is that to be 3 outs away from a championship and then can't get even 1 of those 3 outs before getting walked off? Fortunately, @Brewers have a 2-game cushion. Don't think Drohan will see the mound again for them, though. #WorldSeries
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Just want to make sure I have this right: If the Big XII gets two undefeateds whacked and a 3rd scared, it’s because they’re frauds but if the same thing happens in the SEC, it’s because the conference is so deep. Am I in line? 🙄 That #CFP is gonna be WIIIDE open.
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I think James Hoye got caught in the moment there. I've seen a lot worse swings called safe. That said, these @Brewers just don't die. 4 runs in the top of the 1st? No biggie. Let's see what the @RaysBaseball have at the Concrete Jungle Monday night. #WorldSeries
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I wonder if Scott Frost is gonna wish he kicked the chip shot FG with 1:45 left. #ChargeOn
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