Mod (@CFCMods) | teapawt

Tweets
All Posts Highlights
Sort by
Most recent Popular
Tweets & Replies
Reposts
Media
Search

Guaranteed top 5 Ballon d’Or finish at the age of 39 We will never see anything like it again.

10

100

4,140

Is Jude Bellingham the most complete midfielder on the planet? He can genuinely do everything.

21

579

8,147

Why didn’t he call them “Billion Pound Bottlejobs” ?

@RazedFootball3h

Gary Neville delivered a brutally honest verdict after Manchester United’s 3-0 home defeat to Bournemouth. With huge sums spent in recent seasons, the bigger question may be how the money has been spent rather than how much 👀

4

78

6,653

Mod retweeted

🚨Harry Kane scored 73 goals in 65 matches during the 2026 Ballon d'Or qualifying period. The second-most goals in a single Ballon d'Or cycle in history. Only Lionel Messi has ever scored more.

1

26

2,196

Mod retweeted

🚨Kylian Mbappé has 100 goals for Real Madrid. Goal 99 and 100: both at the Camp Nou Only Cristiano Ronaldo reached 100 for Madrid faster

1

24

2,258

Mod retweeted

🚨Kylian Mbappé in El Clásico in LaLiga: 6 goals 4 games

28

3,390

12 La Liga goals and we’re still in October 😭

11

439

10,845

We’re all Barcelona tonight aren’t we?

🤝 Paid partnership

BREAKING: Barcelona have a 62% chance of BEATING Real Madrid and taking all three points in El Clasico, via Kalshi.

10

345

13,920

Took some time off to genuinely calm down after that Chelsea defeat, that one genuinely hurt but we move, I hope they learn from this.

9

994

14,239

My head will be gone if we give them their first win.

82

3,501

52,690

Mod retweeted

@StatLineXOct 25

🚨El Clásico, all-time: 263 meetings. -Real Madrid: 106 wins -Barcelona: 106 wins -Draws: 51

1

29

3,834

This is going to be a classic.

🤝 Paid partnership

8

229

28,881

Xabi Alonso that was pathetic from you. You should be embarrassed and apologise to everyone for that shit show.

114

5,579

77,873

Own goal and red card within a span of a couple minutes, these players are pathetic, doing this at HOME to Tottenham the worst team in the league.

61

2,375

40,929

Palmer sent off, fucking pathetic.

27

1,499

38,720

I absolutely dare you to lose this game.

32

917

32,255

I cannot do this.

22

735

27,500

Jordan Henderson in this game… Please just get Lavia on, get Welbeck on as well and get Quenda off.

38

3,346

56,807

MIKE PENDERS YOU ARE INCREDIBLE WOW WHAT A KEEPER

20

1,185

30,485

This opening 20 mins….

13

682

22,163