Marco Palestra is back! 🥶🔥

Leave my boy Lamine Yamal alone! I’m the only one allowed to cook him like this. 😂

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Sources close to Lamine Yamal have whispered in my ear that Kylian Mbappé has won the Ballon d’Or.

At least Estêvão doesn’t ghost in big games like Lamine Yamal does.

Once Messi arrives at the Ballon d’Or with his family, it’s over for Mbappé and Lamine Yamal!

Someone said Rodri had a great debut for Real Madrid. 🤯

Bellingham & Arda Guler were sensational! This duo schooled Barcelona.

Let me greet my Barcelona fans again! A very beautiful morning to you. 😂

Lamine Yamal talks too much & that's his biggest problem. No wonder Cucurella pocketed him.

Good morning FT!

Yan Diomande I wasn't familiar with your game. Vini Jr should warm the bench for the rest of the season. #BARRMA

Some things never change! The special one Mourinho still owns Barcelona. #BARRMA

Lamine Yamal highlights in 4k! #BARRMA

Cucurella literally pocketed Lamine Yamal. #BARRMA

Mbappe is a big game player and rightfully believes he deserves to win the Ballon d’Or. Unlike Lamine Yamal, who ghosts in big games. #BARRMA

Balde handled the ball clearly. Real Madrid getting robbed. #BARRMA

Clear hand ball! If this was Real Madrid, Barcelona would have gotten penalty. #BARRMA

Pedri cooked Bellingham. 🤣😂 #BARRMA

The face of Barcelona coming to their rescue! Brilliant goal by Raphinha. #BARRMA

Very selfish from Bellingham! Mbappe was ready to score. #BARRMA

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT VALVERDE OMGGG. #BARRMA