@CFCsquid

Relationship || unfiltered takes || Humor

 50 Miles From Nowhere
Joined August 2022
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Everywhere go first wetin? 😂
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Georgewove 🕊️
@Georgewove014h
You begged me for 1k 3 days ago I sent it to you, now you are in DM begging for 3k again. Why are people like this?💔
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Yetty💓
@flyyetty20h
Donaroma handling Manchester City to relegation soon
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Yetty💓
@flyyetty3h
Some pregnancy are like a visitor you are expecting but when they come you won’t want to open the door for them.
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~Mech~ 🍁
@Uncle__Mech4h
Nigerians please vote for Tinubu by January 16th, 2027. He’s the future
🤖 Made with AI
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Reborn classic
@Classicalll234h
Sometimes, all you need is a quiet place, a peaceful mind, and a moment away from the world. 🌌🕊️
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Martins 🇳🇬
@ajecit4h
You can be depressed and still get things done. it's called being a man.
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XCHIEF♡°
@xchiefv4h
Men in this Setting always put street Girls in high lifestyle they parents can't afford to them
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How can you sleep or be relaxed when there are guys driving beasts like this? 😞
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Galaxi
@Xgalaxiverse4h
If she won’t sign a prenup, she doesn’t truly love you, she loves your money.
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Baragan🐻
@_saylessbr04h
you need to be book smart enough to understand the world and street smart enough to navigate it, you need both.
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Adeleke
@adeleke599564h
Virginity is a marriage gift, But this generation has made it a birthday gift! 🙃🙃😮‍💨
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BC™
@blisscrtv4h
Women will say money doesn’t matter until they meet a man without it.
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SPARROW
@sparrow_collin4h
My girl’s mother told her to offer me a Heineken drink yesterday after her daughter told her I don't drink alcohol. But, I had to claimed being a strong man and drank it. Trust me, when they finished the occasion I don't even know cause I was sleeping while sitting on a chair, and thank God I gave my woman my phone to hold for me.
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Tony Shark
@Tonyshark12344h
By now person go don dey prepare for breaktime 😭💔 Secondary school no real
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Girls are always horny, yet they can still pretend like they don’t want to have sex.
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EEZZEE
@EEZZEE_0014h
Look at how happy Messi was despite being second, Ronaldo on the other hand was sad because Messi is ahead of him. He wanted to steal Messi’s second place but he was caught. I know Mbappe will try to steal Yamal’s ballon dor award tonight too😭😭
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BIG_timzy
@BIG_tiimzy4h
My 1st two set pieces of the season. It was a satisfying experience watching my defenders with scoring abilities get the job done...
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Fanzy 💫
@Ifanyima4h
No braids, no nails, no skin routine just looking like a homeless girl 😭😫
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Pwetty_Naza 🌸
@PeaceChinaza15Oct 25
Men are not good at kissing .
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Babaken
@babaken_04h
A problem shared = your matter don cast.
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