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Virginia, USA
Joined November 2021
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They're saying the Republicans are tanking for Jeremiah Smith
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Most accurate translation from the original Ancient Greek I’ve ever seen
you can just “write” a “book” apparently
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Yeah like I live in Va Beach and we’re blue as fuck. And also this is a very populace area like c’mon
well the 757 exists and it’s time y’all put some respect on our name not everything is richmond/ nova and redneck land like the seven cities exists and we do not fuck around.
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JD Vance filled one of this in with a red crayon and put it on Trumps desk this morning
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Elliot Page will be mandatorily cast in all Hollywood movies
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Woke 3 we’re having trans athletes swim in the Reflecting Pool
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They’re doing sex changes at Chick Fil A now
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I want every pronoun on my desk by MIDNIGHT!!!!!!
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Not sure how I’m supposed to pray five times tomorrow AND get a sex change but trusting in allah
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FIRST TIME JOYSCROLLING ON TWITTER
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IM SHAKING SO HARD MY GOVERNOR'S A WOMAN MY SENATOR'S A FREAK MY TEXAS IS BLUE AND MY WHISKY IS NEAT
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Nights like this remind us why we cannot—should not—leave Twitter. We have to stay online for when It finally happens. I already have some drafts ready for the day.
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We made history. 🇵🇸
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We are going to replace the Constitution with the Quran.
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we’re seizing the cracker barrels at dawn
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they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter
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They flipped towns I can’t even enter after dusk.
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Transgender surgeries on illegal aliens will resume tomorrow by 5am
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nancy pelosi taking her kente cloth to the dry cleaner
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A second tree has landed on Greg Abbott
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