CheezeXakeFxtry retweeted
IM SHAKING SO HARD MY GOVERNOR'S A WOMAN MY SENATOR'S A FREAK MY TEXAS IS BLUE AND MY WHISKY IS NEAT
CheezeXakeFxtry retweeted
Nights like this remind us why we cannot—should not—leave Twitter. We have to stay online for when It finally happens. I already have some drafts ready for the day.
CheezeXakeFxtry retweeted
they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter






















