The (official) account for CHQ Entertainment, a family arcade located within Metrotown Mall at Burnaby, BC! Come visit for a variety of fun and exciting games!
Burnaby, British Columbia
Joined November 2022
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people ask why the change machine isn't taking their bills and then they show us such a horribly disfigured bank note that it couldn't possibly be damaged in ordinary human methods
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Every time a customer redeems a finger trap, they immediately get their fingers stuck and ask us how to get free. And every time, I smile at them and explain that we sell the traps, not the solution.
i hate when i offer people extra prizes and they ask me if I'm sure
like do you really want me to say no because someday i might
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we've been out of gloves and e-amusement cards for so long that I've forgotten what it's like to satisfy someone
If you're sad about your oshi graduating, come to the arcade! The more time you spend here, the less chances of you graduating
sometimes the change machine delays giving out change just long enough for the customers to verbally abuse us but not long enough for them to physically attack us
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if all the escalators in Metrotown mall and SkyTrain station are working you should GO HOME IMMEDIATELY because something is truly wrong
If you're just short of tickets for a prize I'll still grab it for you but not because I'm being charitable.
It's because I want to stop perceiving you as soon as possible.
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I had a banger tweet that included doxxing you but I think you'd be able to sue us for something like that
eat at bin4 burger lounge
this isn't sponsored I just love bin4 burgers @Bin4Burgers
You'll love it if u enjoy this concept
yo @CHQ_Arcade how's the job is it worth it to work there cuz i just lost my job and have never worked in an arcade before
I'm pretty sure the owners don't know this twitter account exists otherwise I'd probably be transferred to one of their other businesses and I DON'T want to work in the underground domestic terrorism department cuz I've heard the hours are pretty bad
They say an arcade gamer dies twice, once when you stop breathing, and again when the games you play are thrown away or replaced with newer versions, erasing your scores and any evidence that you ever existed
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