just another manipulative pseudopomo Bullshit Artist who’s trying to salvage a fiasco by dropping back to a metadimension and commenting on the fiasco itself

Joined March 2018
Is it just me or does this guy sound dumb asf every time he opens his mouth?
PROJECT HAIL MARY author Andy Weir has an idea for a STAR WARS and STAR TREK crossover. “In my mind, I call it 'Star Star’…The idea is that the Genesis device going off at the end of 'The Wrath of Khan' rips a hole in the fabric of reality. And so did, too, the Death Star exploding in 'A New Hope.' It becomes the Yavin/Mutara wormhole. Then I imagine the Enterprise goes there, and so from that point forward, the stories diverge from canon…When the Enterprise goes to the 'Star Wars' universe, Spock [Leonard Nimoy] is dead, because it's the end of 'The Wrath of Khan,' but then Spock becomes a Force ghost. And Sulu [George Takei] has inherent Jedi abilities which manifest once he goes there."  (Source: inverse.com/entertainment/an…)
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The mind and writing chops of a 10-year-old. Luckily for him, that’s what the masses want
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Shit would look crazy on acid
Hexagonal growth in a black olive tree.
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I'm realising that I'm a snob about books in a way I am for no other art form. If someone recommended I read this I'd think they were trying to attack me psychically
project hail mary is probably fine idk i haven’t seen/read it, but i read the author’s debut novel and it made me homicidally angry
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amazing how it took boomers decades to get a grasp on shit like 'sending a text' and 'using microsoft word', but they picked up on AI almost immediately
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top 5 funniest literary moments i've ever read - That part in DFW's Infinite Jest where a woman with an artificial heart she kept in a purse was mugged by a drug addict in a cocktail dress, and she yelled out, "Stop her! She stole my heart!" and nobody did anything.
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I hate this stupid fucking thing so fucking much. it absolutely nukes my self-confidence and ability to enjoy (or even just put) myself in social situations. it is hugely detrimental to the one indoor social hobby I have and love (singing in a choir). but the risk reward of “maybe get your immune system permanently damaged or some shit we don’t even know yet” vs “look stupid” is too hard for me to willfully ignore. so fucking obnoxious.
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You’re basically admitting that you think racism is innate, which is like the least woke thing you can do
my actual wokest opinion is that i lowkey do not believe in a “former” racist…
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What is the point of anti-racist curriculums if they aren’t capable of making anyone genuinely reconsider their beliefs?
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Replying to @CHRISF0GLE
I love his hijab inspired secularized accessorization
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My first word was “mutual aid.” When I was 5 years old I made my kindergarten bathrooms gender neutral. When I was 8, Bernie sanders personally appointed me his successor and I said no bc he wasn’t hard enough on Israel
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If you’re 13 on Twitter you obviously had parents who weren’t remotely involved in your upbringing so maybe that’s why lol
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Hitchens wrote an article about how what borat actually exposes is the excessive politeness of Americans
SACHA BARON COHEN: My satire exposes hate and bigotry in society. BORAT: (molesting donkey) I like very much eating from toilet!!!
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Posiblemente la única canción de Los Beatles que no tiene intro ni final. Arranca con la primera línea de la primera estrofa y al igual que la relación que describe, una vez que ya no hay más para decir termina. Música hecha por un genio. open.spotify.com/track/1kDka…
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Look at my precious baby!!!! He’s a little wizard for Halloween
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Can someone explain the drama with APCON? I’m too lazy to dig through all the vaguetweets
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However bad you expect it to be, it’s worse
IM CRYINGG WHAT IS THIS MESS NOW?? 😭😭
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The normalization of Nick Fuentes is really sad to see
Regret to inform you all this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen
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I just know he thought he was hot shit for this sentence
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