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@CIngls1

Opinionated Anti-socialite, Freelance Armchair Analyst, Dad Jokes Comedy Genius, Production Visionary

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At the ER with heart probs I didn't know I had.. 🥴 #welcometoyour40s
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#ganggreen #LFG!
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I've recently come to realize and somewhat accept that I'm boring.. 🥴
lil duval (@lilduval) profile picturelil duval
@lilduval3 Oct 2022
If they did a yelp review on dating you what would yours say?
The guy at #Hooters that tries to establish a personal relationship with each and every girl in the place.. Sir...
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Is it really an authentic #wafflehouse experience if you don't overhear a conversation about someone on the staff getting high? Went on to discern the difference between 'that' & marijuana.. So shorty on them 'hard drugs' - ya hate see it..
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The Sanibel Causeway was destroyed by Hurricane Ian. The only road in and out of Sanibel and Captiva. 💔 #flwx #Ian
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My brother, in medical school studying to be a team doc, "That's second impact syndrome, 1000%....It's going to be a very long road to recovery, based on how that looks." #Tua The Dolphins' medical staff needs to be held accountable. You have to protect players from themselves
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😧 Yeah, that's tough to see; now especially..
Michael Melchiorre (@Ohiographer) profile pictureMichael Melchiorre@Ohiographer30 Sep 2022
How did the NFL see this last week in Buffalo and let Tua Tagvailoa continue to play tonight? 🙏's he is okay after. #TUA #OMGTua youtube.com/watch?v=d5c_zR85…
Broooooo!? 🤣😂
Derrick A Brooks 🇵🇦 (@derrick98) profile pictureDerrick A Brooks 🇵🇦@derrick9816 Sep 2022
❌ 🥃 or 🚬 my💊of choice is 🐱… 🤦🏾‍♂️
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We don't do that.. 👀
𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒶-𝒲𝒶𝓎𝓃𝒶. (@DANAWAYNAAA) profile picture𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒶-𝒲𝒶𝓎𝓃𝒶.@DANAWAYNAAA15 Sep 2022
Lol. Crazyyy.
Normalize doing lavish shit like 'they' do for no reason at all.. 🤙🏿☝🏿🎯
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All the Jews when the reggae band on our cruise ship drops into Hava Nagila out of literally nowhere:
#PSA to all bar & grills. STOP PUTTING SALOON DOORS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM ENTRANCE! THEY'RE ANNOYING AS SHIT!!!
Am I going deaf or has anyone else had to watch every TV show with subtitles since like 2019
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The fast food places that have stoner employees food always shhhhlaps! They might get your sauce wrong, might take a little longer.. #TrustTheProcess.. the pothead palate is like no other.. They're creating for you what they already know to be masterpieces.. 🙏🏿🤔 #BIGlove
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@Arbys buffalo sauce is fucking world-class.. #thatisall
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And God bless the young man at the window.. who not only allowed me to get 2 different flavors with a SIX PIECE.. but literally gave me a sauce FOR EACH NUGGET! This is the hero we didn't know we needed's origin story.. 🤣🤣🤣
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All I'm saying is, @ChickfilA with customer service like that, @Arbys is on y'all's ASS! Come to think of it, the last couple "my pleasures" I've gotten have been dry & a bit insincere.. 🤔🤔🤔
Whatever @Popeyes had in that sandwich when it first dropped, @ChickfilA got that in the food now.. Line around the building at all times.. smgdh
Love the energy.. The brotherhood is what will make Philly great again.. 🤙🏿✊🏿
Thomas R. Petersen (@thomasrp93) profile pictureThomas R. Petersen
@thomasrp9312 Aug 2022
Jordan Mailata. Officially body guard 2.0. #Eagles
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