Chris Lawrence

Let's give some credit to @ThatKevinSmith for inducing nightmares by turning @justinlong into a walrus years before they turned @Seal into a seal. – at Elkridge, MD

I love him, but right now #JustinTucker needs less @Royal_Farms #ChickenPalooza and more kicka palooza – at Elkridge, MD

Happy #nfl    Sunday kick-off day and good luck to @MarcAnthony and the @MiamiDolphins ! – at Elkridge, MD

Ahhh, I remember reading in my Presidential history class about the classic debate between Martin Van Buren and Willian Henry Harrison where they argued about their golf handicap. #DebateNight – at Elkridge, MD

I'm nervous. This could be good or it could be a revenge tour. I just wish Scottie and Michael would squash the beef. I don't want to see Horace and Luc go down with him. #NBA    #Chicagobulls – at Elkridge, MD

The producers watching this thinking of the 2003 Halftime show. #SuperBowl – at Elkridge, MD

Sorry, still the GOAT. #SuperBowl – at Elkridge, MD

Me noticing @Usher doesn't have a perfect six pack after 25 years. #SuperBowl – at Elkridge, MD

Glad to hear highlights from early 2000s @NOWThatsMusic cds! #SuperBowl

Last year @rihanna announced her pregnancy during the halftime show. @Usher hasn't topped that so far. #SuperBowl – at Elkridge, MD

The amount of grandmothers, mothers, and aunts pumped for this halftime show is insane #SuperBowl – at Elkridge, MD

If that golf cart was @RealSkipBayless , @ShannonSharpe would have told Martin Lawrence to let it sonk in that pond. #SuperBowl

Looking forward to an @Usher nip slip! #SuperBowl    #HalftimeShow – at Elkridge, MD

49ers have more tricks than a @pennjillette and @MrTeller show. When in Vegas. #SuperBowl – at Elkridge, MD

Chiefs are absolutely unhinged and undisciplined right now #SuperBowl – at Elkridge, MD

More like LL Coors J, amiright? #SuperBowl2024 – at Elkridge, MD

How do the tornadoes in the Twisters trailer look faker than the tornadoes in the original Twister? – at Elkridge, MD

This Jesus commercial featuring gratuitous feet washing is brought to you by #QuentinTarantino #SuperBowl2024 – at Elkridge, MD

The only question is will @taylorswift13 whistle when she gets here? @98Rock @Ravens @Chiefs #AFCChampionship – at Elkridge, MD

Guess they started with a trainwreck of a parade float. Holy lipsynch, Batman! #MacysParade – at Elkridge, MD