Dan

Shout out to @AmericanAir for not approving my refund for my trip that my infant daughter who I bought seats for all 8 flights had to get moved to lap seat for one flight and then got lapped for the remainder of the flights. Sick. Might become a @Delta family.

Might fuck around and get a @dietcig tattoo on Saturday.

Me finding out #whenwewereyoung is canceled today after I spent money on a clear backpack and an unopened bottle of Tylenol.

For all these bands that play songs about being sad and hating their lives and wanting to be dead really bitched out from a little bit of 💨. #whenwewereyoung

Hey @Citibank thanks for approving me for your @AmericanAir card and then not giving me a temporary card number to actually use the card for the flight I am trying to book today. Working really well for me over here. Can’t wait to cancel the account I opened for no reason.

So just so we’re clear. @Shanemgillis just wasn’t famous enough to get away with saying the C word?

There’s almost nothing that is more aggravating while driving, than people not using their turn signals. @Wendys back me up on this.

I hope that some how, some way @KublaiKhanTX sees this video of how much Billy loves “The Hammer”

Anytime @julienrbaker shuffles on I can’t help but get sucked into a several day stint of just listening to her non stop. “Even” and “Rejoice” in particular.

So my wife’s favorite band is @thestorysofarca and she is always listening to them. Fast forward to last night when my two month old son was screaming and crying. We turned on Clairvoyant and he immediately stopped crying. I wish they knew this.

I love “Body Language” so much by @balanceandcomp I am 100% getting that cover art chair from Slow Heart tattooed. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

This new @TheFrontBottoms album is everything I wanted it to be and more. Bus Beat is all time!

Seriously. Listening to the recent episode of #withoutacountry and I can not express enough how much I love @PhilanthropyGal and @joederosacomedy. Take that however you would like. This podcast is top tier.

I just went on a @gasdigital follow spree on twitter. @bigjayoakerson @luisjgomez @ComicDaveSmith @PhilanthropyGal @joederosacomedy you guys get me through these bullshit work days.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! So pumped to be able to listen to @dietcig new album for the rest of the day! After I finish @TheFrontBottoms new song. That is.

I will single handedly put “Thriving” to @dietcig’s top song.