Chris Tomlin

REMINDER: If you are voting today, a funny thing to do when you go into the voters’ booth is to shout “Hey! Who used all the shampoo?” It’s a tense day and everyone will appreciate the levity.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF WILL STEIN GREW UP AS A UK FAN

Starting my all-lettuce Diet today!

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Happy Mother’s Day @pitbull!

ATTENTION: If you are over 70, today is your day to drive around the Lowe’s parking lot and almost run over me.

Kash Patel always has a look on his face like someone walked in on him changing

Lotta face tattoos at this Penn Station.

Who dresses like this at Disney World? Does Lindsay Graham have a budget subcommittee meeting with Gaston?

I don’t hate ya Vandy.

I have zero idea whether this team is good or bad. If all of a sudden a spaceship flew down and they all just got in I’d go “welp that makes about as much sense as anything this season I guess.”

Everyone is so shocked that the Wuthering Heights movie isn’t good but have any of these people read the novel? It’s terrible. As an English major it was one of my least favorite things I had to read and pretend it was great.

If this game wasn’t bad enough, ladies and gentlemen Ron Slay.

Happy New Year @pitbull !

BEST MOVIE OF 2025: One Battle After Another WEIRDEST/MOST FUN: Begonia MOST BEAUTIFUL: Train Dreams ONLY FORC WES ANDERSON FANS AND NO ONE ELSE: The Phoenician Scheme WTF: Bring Her Back TOTAL BLAST: Sinners WATCH THIS WITHOUT TRAILER: Together

With Joe Burrow being hurt I am really missing the days when we had Eli and Peyton Manning on the team.

Imagine having such a blessed like that the thing in the world that makes you upset is that Cracker Barrel changed its logo.

BENGALS ARE UNDEFEATED IN THE 2025/26 SEASON

It’s kind of a shame that Lassie got so big she sort of took that name off the table for other dogs because honestly, that’s a great dog name. I think about this a lot.