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A communication page has been established for Workers to submit their complaints, suggestions, questions, preferences, and other matters. You may also leave drawings or messages if you wish. All submissions will be reviewed accordingly.
—Director.
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Tomorrow the captain Richard and Lenny may dress as Donald Tubbytrump and Nicolás Macustard. Minimum one hour.
—Director.
Well she really appreciates the drawing, so do I. Thank you worker, you’ll be kissed on the cheek for this.
Director. retweeted
*plap plap plap* ngghhh... Oomfieee... *Plap plap plap* I can't take any moree~! *Plap plap plap plap* Wait, are you seriously cumming!? A-ah!! Wait, I can't- ngh, aghhh~!! *Plap plap plap plap plap* Fuck, I'm gonna cry oomfie, it feels too good!!!* (i am so sorry followers😭😭
Look, NooNoo, I took a break after years of working just to bring us to a lovely work date in this lake of custard I made for you. Why aren’t you happy??
Replying to @COATDirector
He looks like the nerd emjoii… my director. No offense-
I know you do. But I don’t have much to do here
[Liebe interactive post!! You can interact with Director’s daughter under this post please be nice she’s 5 years old 🎀]
🍎😻😊❤️🐕🪷🌺🐕nh h1 0¿´
Director. retweeted
Made Hot chocolate #Yummy
Dear workers, today for the first time in a classified amount of years I’ll be taking a rest from the cameras. You all will have a few amount of hours to behave.
—Director.
What is wrong with this new guardian, we need the other one back. The one with the cute beard and gray tie. Not whatever this is.




















