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Director of COAT since 19XX None of you get out of my watch. ((SLENDYTUBBIES OC ROLEPLAY ACC! Mod is 19 dw I’ll play along if y’all do))

Everywhere.
Joined August 2026
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A communication page has been established for Workers to submit their complaints, suggestions, questions, preferences, and other matters. You may also leave drawings or messages if you wish. All submissions will be reviewed accordingly. —Director. directordesk.straw.page
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// I’m gonna take a little rest on this acc !!
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—That’s classified information that will not be provided. —We can’t. More blue workers.
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Tomorrow the captain Richard and Lenny may dress as Donald Tubbytrump and Nicolás Macustard. Minimum one hour. —Director.
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Rate our Halloween costume, she was particularly excited for the rifle.
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Well she really appreciates the drawing, so do I. Thank you worker, you’ll be kissed on the cheek for this.
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Director. retweeted
*plap plap plap* ngghhh... Oomfieee... *Plap plap plap* I can't take any moree~! *Plap plap plap plap* Wait, are you seriously cumming!? A-ah!! Wait, I can't- ngh, aghhh~!! *Plap plap plap plap plap* Fuck, I'm gonna cry oomfie, it feels too good!!!* (i am so sorry followers😭😭
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Theres a secret message here.
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—We really need a replacement for the Guardians in site 12. —No. —Buy it, it’s an order.
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Look, NooNoo, I took a break after years of working just to bring us to a lovely work date in this lake of custard I made for you. Why aren’t you happy??
Replying to @COATDirector
He looks like the nerd emjoii… my director. No offense- I know you do. But I don’t have much to do here
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[Liebe interactive post!! You can interact with Director’s daughter under this post please be nice she’s 5 years old 🎀] 🍎😻😊❤️🐕🪷🌺🐕nh h1 0¿´
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Made Hot chocolate #Yummy
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Director. retweeted
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Dear workers, today for the first time in a classified amount of years I’ll be taking a rest from the cameras. You all will have a few amount of hours to behave. —Director.
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there is seriously no reason i cant eat a person
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// Director’s daughter say hii be nice she’s small
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What is wrong with this new guardian, we need the other one back. The one with the cute beard and gray tie. Not whatever this is.
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i need to get this guy pregnant so I can have an excuse to abandon him and never come backj
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