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" I take it porgs are in quite high supply ? "

it could have been worse - she could have shot him. in fact, that's happened once before, but that's a different story. " that is true, especially with the spy problem we have at the moment. "

that was entirely his fault. now he sees why they say he should wear a bell or somthing - far too quiet on his step. hands held at his side to show he meant no harm, antennae shifting. " could you . . put that away - please -? "

" that is true. do . . . many people eat porg, then ? "

" anything plant based. anything dextro-amino. why ? "

watching the porg . . . looking up to her . . . looking back at the porg. " I have a feeling you're now the proud owner of a porg. congratulations. "

" I think my biochemistry would try and kill me if I ate that so . . . I'll take your word for it. "

" I'm not sure I should. they seem harmless. "

" that was your first mistake, you never name it. " they said, trying to hide a little wave to the porg that was . . . staring right back at him. " that is how I got a kath hound. and children. "

. . . he is going to crouch and stare the little beast in the eyes. and stare . . . before standing back up. " this one is quite passive. herding them home sounds best. "

. . . he is unsure what chicken is, but will nod along.

the best thing to clear out a pest is a flamethrower. she's welcome to borrow his, if these 'porgs' have infiltrated the base.

they look like ( birds ) ?

what . . . is a porg ?