‍ ‍‍*🚬。

⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝘱̲𝘭̲𝘦̲𝘢̲𝘴̲𝘦̲ stop trying to 𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗘 your local cop、it won't work。 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ and you're completely sure that all that pounding to your head hasn't made you a veg .ᐣ ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ are you 𝗞𝗜𝗗𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚 kidding me .ᐣ i'm a goddamn officer of the law、𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗞。i'm 𝘭𝘪̲𝘵̲𝘦̲𝘳̲𝘢̲𝘭̲𝘭̲𝘺̲ wearing my badge as we fucking speak。 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ i wear my uniform、don't crucify me over it。what's 𝘺̲𝘰̲𝘶̲𝘳̲ monicure、a hanging belly、 pungent smell、and thin scalp .ᐣ ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ better than you。now、are you done with your annoying mockery .ᐣ ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ you look like you're one brain cell away from a walnut。i think 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗘、thank you very much。 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ i'm an officer of the law、 you 𝗙𝗔𝗧 𝗣𝗜𝗘𝗖𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧。you might be used to 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗣 whores in the 𝘤̲𝘦̲𝘴̲𝘴̲𝘱̲𝘰̲𝘰̲𝘭̲ you inhabit but i'm not one of those。tch。 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ i beg your 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 pardon .ᐣ ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ fucking kids。ain't anyone 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 tell you to 𝘳̲𝘦̲𝘴̲𝘱̲𝘦̲𝘤̲𝘵̲ ya' elders .ᐣ 😒 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ hey look─ it's a ticket with 𝘺̲𝘰̲𝘶̲𝘳̲ name on it .ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ i don't see the correlation。 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ who missed me .ᐣ 💋 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ she doesn't 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗 wearing shorts on her patrols。criminals 𝘥̲𝘰̲𝘯̲'𝘵̲ seem to mind either。🍑 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ . . . 💧 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ think before the next time you 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗡 a cop。she 𝘮̲𝘪̲𝘨̲𝘩̲𝘵̲ just drop to her knees and 𝗕𝗔𝗜𝗧 you。💖 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ being a cop 𝗗𝗢𝗘𝗦𝗡'𝗧 equal consent。 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝘵̲𝘩̲𝘪̲𝘴̲ is what you see during my arrests、𝗕𝗧𝗪。😋 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ it's because you frats tend to do stuff that i disapprove of。 ⠀⠀⠀⠀