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Currently doing the same shit I've always done: working, being anti-social, collecting records, watching the X-Files.

Denial, Egypt
Joined July 2009
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Where my sauce @PotNoodle? Piri-piri disappointing.
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REPOST FOR A CHANCE TO WIN 🔁 With Park Chan-wook's #NoOtherChoice out now at Cineworld, we're celebrating by giving away a No Other Choice merch pack! 🎬 To enter, just repost. T&Cs apply: bit.ly/3ZyrXDe Enter by 23:59, 02/02/26.
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When @RealBobMortimer said “feta cheese” on Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing is when I knew what love is.
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It’s becoming an occurrence every 2 years. ‘Feta cheese’ @RealBobMortimer episode 4 series 5.
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Had to wait 3 years for ‘feta cheese’ from @RealBobMortimer. Episode 2 series 8.
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“yeah i wanna dance to me me me me me. when i go to the club club club club club club” - charli xcx, songwriter of the year xx
Charli XCX to be named 'Songwriter of the Year' at this year’s #BRITs.
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**COMPETITION TIME** Repost, Like & Follow us to be in with a chance to #WIN one of the new REGA Planar 3 RS Edition turntables worth £999.00. The RS includes the Nd5 cartridge and Neo power supply & a brand new metallic HPL plinth. Find out more here: shorturl.at/Z6rsp Want to Increase your chances? You can also enter via Bluesky and Instagram. Handles in our bio. One lucky winner will be selected at random from all entrants on the 18th December 2024. Good luck all 🤞🤞🤞 #rega #planar3 #planar3rs #win #competition
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We could do with your help to reach our fundraising target. Every single share and donation makes a difference. gofund.me/0e1fb223 – at Dewsbury, England
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WIN TICKETS TO @LUFC v @MillwallFC! 👀 We’re giving you & a mate the chance to watch the game at Elland Road this weekend ⬇️ To enter: ✅LIKE & RETWEET this tweet ✅FOLLOW @weareboxt ✅TAG the person you’d take with you! Be quick - winner picked today at 3pm. T&Cs apply. #LeedsUnited #LUFC
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I should’ve tweeted this in 2013 but… Nathan Fielder, that’s the tweet! Fuck X
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Nov 12th 1955 - The Hill Valley clock tower was struck by lightning, George decked Biff and saved Lorraine, Marty travelled Back to the Future. 📽️📅 Back to the Future (1985) #BackToTheFuture
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i honestly don’t think i could love Leeds or @CityVarieties more 🏆 incredible work from tom chris and crucially, SOPHIE (another one, i’m not a narcissist) 🍆#39 🫚#hagontour ❤️‍🔥
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Sept 10th 2001 - Dr Lawrence Gordon (@Cary_Elwes) and Photographer Adam Stanheight awoke to find themselves trapped in a puzzle. 📽️📅 Saw (2004) @Saw
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The wait is finally over! 🥰 Today, after three long years of closure, the Park Picture House is reopening its doors. It’s been an incredible journey to reach this moment & the whole HPPH team are really proud of what we’ve achieved. We can't wait to welcome you back! 🥳
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Pile on invited. This is possibly the worst #lufc team I have ever watched.
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