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Husband. Father. Time Man of the Year, 2006. 2020 Pac-12 Champion. Miami sports. Tweeted stuff includes sports, movies, beer, & nonsense. 4.91 Uber Rating.

Fort Lauderdale
Joined November 2009
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Imagine getting to your seat and it's a James Johnson jersey.
150+ (lucky) passengers on an @AmericanAir flight from Miami to Madrid received #ViceWave HEAT jerseys (📷: @MiamiHEAT)
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We're in Year 12 of the idea of Andrew Wiggins being better than actual Andrew Wiggins.
Zach Lowe says Andrew Wiggins has been one of the more DISAPPOINTING role players to start the year: “I think it’s more of a function that he just feels lost in the Giannis universe. 11 PPG, a career low 16% usage rate. He’s attempted only 4 FTs the entire season and just looks like he has no idea where and when to assert himself in this new environment.”
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Ironically, they ended up with Bam because of this.
Remember when the Miami Heat set the most irrelevant record of all time 😂
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Mario still has no idea what to do late when he has a lead and just has to run it out.
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Saved the season there.
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Wife: "Is there a coach dressed like Belichick for Halloween?" Me: "Yes, it's Belichick."
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That can't be a catch.
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Tight ends have carved up Canes's defenses for the last 25 years
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LeBron finally went bald and MJ was like "challenge accepted".
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Now give him a better street to be Dwyane Wade Blvd and all will be right with the world.
The new look Dwyane Wade statue for all to see. Definitely much more like him.
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Sherman donating more to Republicans than he pays the Marlins.
Top 10 midterm election donors among MLB owners. frontofficesports.com/articl…
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Ernie was great, but Inside the NBA has been terrible for years and doesn't need a random ESPN talking take head hosting it. Pull the plug.
Top 5 candidates to replace Ernie Johnson on 'Inside the NBA' ◻️Scott Van Pelt ◻️Adam Lefkoe ◻️Malika Andrews ◻️Mike Greenberg ◻️Nate Burleson
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Bam being terrible is allowing Wiggins being ass fly completely under the radar.
These 5 get us going tonight 🫡 Starting Lineup // @Chase
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Why would anyone think Dune was going to out-sell Doomsday?
Based on presales so far, @Avengers Doomsday going to win Dec. 18th weekend by a 3.2x or 4x to 1 ratio. Not a knock on the sales of @dunemovie at all, but the winner of the weekend is set. There is no real competition between the two, shows you what a juggernaut is incoming.
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Adding Giannis to a shittier version of last year's shit team wasn't going to make the Heat a contender overnight.
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6th seed may have been optimistic.
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Shocked Miami is #1, as they don't have business being there after last night.
Not a single team stayed put in this week’s AP Top 25. Miami is No. 1 for the first time since 2002 and BYU climbs to No. 2 after a historic weekend of upsets. See where your team landed: apnews.com/hub/ap-top-25-col…
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None of this is wrong. Miami was lucky to escape.
Unpopular Hurricane fan opinion: ✅FSU was the better team last night ✅Noles lost because Norvell is a riverboat-gambling moron who should’ve taken two easy field goals that would’ve put Miami in a hurt locker ✅The last call of the game is clearly disputable. If the refs ruled it a catch, it was supportable. But the rules about replay are what they are re overturning a field ruling. Cry if you must ✅On the play before, FSU held. It’s on video. The call was made before the ball was thrown. Cry more. ✅If Miami plays Notre Dame like this, the Hurricanes will lose ✅It’s hard to see Miami winning a natty, primarily because the defensive secondary’s pass coverage is too weak and the upfront pressure on the QB isn’t strong enough to compensate for it ✅Shannon Dawson’s addiction to diving the A gap contributed to UM not scoring on the last drive of regulation time. The run game is meh compared to the high quality of the runners. It will be a problem against higher-caliber teams ✅Everyone who disagrees with me is a fool. I have spoken
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Does BYU leapfrog Miami?
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Pretty sure Robinson caught that against Fitzgerald's leg.
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What an amazingly stupid game.
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