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a bag of flesh living on a giant rock, hurling thru space while rotating around a giant ball of flame… 🇺🇸🐬🔥

Hollywood, FL
Joined August 2009
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We simulated Lions at Dolphins 10,000 times 🏈 Every snap is built from this season's real plays: coverages, pressure, routes, run schemes, 4th-down habits and the clock. Every NFL SIM is Available on the RotoBot App. Here's the most typical game ⏬
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Then why am i so damn excited for it!????
This is so incredibly bad for the country.
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60% of women voted for this.
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BREAKING: Nikita Bier says Democrats "solved inflation" by making everyone poor in 24 hours
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I stand with Secretary of War Pete Hegseth 🇺🇸
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I’m a team player. Not many things will make me go scorched earth. Setting up @PeteHegseth as scapegoat is one of them. And, yes, I know the blackmail. You know who you are.
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Canes fans seeing Malachi Toney and ankle surgery in the same sentence
After undergoing further testing, Miami star wide receiver Malachi Toney is currently expected to undergo surgery due to the ankle injury he suffered today during practice, sources tell @CBSSports. The current belief is that it’s not a season-ending injury, per sources.
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🚨 SOUTH FLORIDA, IT’S TIME TO BREAK THE CURSE. 🐬🙌🌀 Is Hard Rock Stadium cursed by the ancient Tequesta? Conspiracy theory? Coincidence? WHO KNOWS. But at this point, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO LOSE?! I’m calling on ALL Dolphins fans, Hurricanes fans, pastors, priests, rabbis, and spiritual leaders across South Florida. Let’s unite at Hard Rock Stadium. Pray. Bless the grounds. Cleanse whatever bad juju has been haunting our teams. Different faiths. Different fanbases. ONE MISSION. BREAK THE CURSE. BRING BACK THE GLORY. Who’s with me?! #BreakTheCurse #FinsUp #GoCanes #PhinsUp @MiamiDolphins @MiamiHurricanes @1043wqam @HarrisTweeter21
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Reminder: strippers take shits at work, too…
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Stage 4 cancer begins with a single cell
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How are you voting today? Red or Blue? #MAGA #vote
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rt if youve drank AriZona before
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This now my desktop picture.
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Somalians came here for 1 reason… to rob the American taxpayers.
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Apparently its Islamophobia Awareness Month. Fair enough. I fucking hate Islam. Be aware of that
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Any Floridian voting for David Jolly over Byron Donalds needs to have their brain examined.
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He looks like the last square in the AIDS quilt.
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So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right? 1
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