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Captain of S.T.A.R.S. | I enjoy my job. ” Chris, you make me proud, but of course you are one of my men. ”

Racoon City
Joined August 2024
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[ Parody account of Albert Wesker ]
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i think i started my period and now im walking funny is it noticeable
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They were not poisoned.
Does anyone remember that time before Wesker was all evil he tried to feed STARS cookies “as a good job team celebration” but they looked moldy so we didn’t eat them?.. I’m like 90% sure those were poisoned with something weird and not moldy ..
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The moment I suggest staff cuts, suddenly I’m the villain. Not one of them seems to grasp the importance of allocating resources to projects that actually matter. It’s as if mediocrity has become the preferred investment.
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Oh God. There was an uptick of homosexuals recently.
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They do not care for us, William. You know this.
You give them your mind, your body-your life-and in return? A pat on the head and a clipboard full of budget cuts.
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Or you could all work in a lab together and get everything done 4x as fast, Birkin #3.
Although my ‘clones’ are significantly less intelligent than myself, they could be useful.. One can attend to Sherry. Another can deal with Annette’s incessant need for domestic dialogue. And the third? Let it rot in those endless board meetings I refuse to waste my time on.
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You residents are all going to die of evil.
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[ Parody Account of Brad Vickers ]
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[ PLEASE RETWEET ] I'm officially opening commissions because my job is cutting hours and I'm only working the weekends!!!! Please feel free to DM me if you have any interest!!
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Happy " Wesker Wednesday " . .
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Weskerday!!!
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So...when's it my turn to be added into Dead by Daylight?
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