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Under The Shadow
Joined November 2012
Replying to @TrollFootball
English fans chants are the best chants especially at club level
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He completed the first mission. On to the second 😂
El Clásico 2026 is about to be INSANE! 🔥⚽😂
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'Nwanna, I get your size for my shop'
Igbo boys in onitsha market, when you mistakenly look at their store
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Hold your Mbeumo tight, nothing Dey outside 😂😂😂😂
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MANCHESTER UNITED 0-3 BOURNEMOUTH Reaction is now live on my YouTube channel! THE END OF CARRICK? HOW DARE THOSE PLAYERS DO THAT! Please Retweet to help share the video and any likes/comments appreciated! youtu.be/xJ4POmgbihw?is=PtdH…
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What the hell is 'financial disrespect'? Those are two words that don't have any business being together
If your husband gives his siblings money without consulting you, is that generosity or financial disrespect toward his wife?👇
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Rival fans trying to mock Man Utd fans:
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Thing is with #MUFC, the people who have the power to sack people are actually the people who need to be sacked.
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I knew the kid was black even before watching the video
They called the police on a three-year-old because he is good at soccer. Read that again. They called the cops on a toddler.A three-year-old. Because he can kick a ball better than the other kids on the field. Not because he assaulted anyone. Not because he had a weapon. Not because he was a danger to anyone. Grown adults watched a toddler play a sport and decided the appropriate response was to dial emergency services and send uniformed officers to deal with a child who has not yet started kindergarten.
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Wilcox, Berrada and Ratcliffe deserve some checking for our woeful setup
Michael appreciated the support of Old Trafford today ❤️

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For twenty years, managers have changed. Players have changed. The Glazers have remained. They are the common denominator, and their leadership deserves the scrutiny everyone else gets. Success under them isn’t impossible. I just don’t trust them to make it a priority while failure remains commercially tolerable. If you truly love United and want it back where it belongs, stop protecting the owners from the consequences of their failure. Your loyalty has become their financial safety net. Let the revenues fall. Let the commercial machine feel what the fans have felt for years. If that’s what it takes to force change, let it burn. #ManchesterUnited #ManUtd
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Yeah but Wilcox and Berrada should get some stick too
That should be that for carrick
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The commentator in this match announced inevitable Carrick's sack at halftime 😶
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CandYY retweeted
Replying to @RedCartelHQ
They bought Salibaba instead
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“He looks like Saliba, let’s buy him” 😭
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Based on what I see on this app. Nigerian dating culture is just prostitution. Boy meets girl. Boy says you’re cute I would like to take you out. Girl sends money request. Boy pays or says no because she’s too expensive. Girls there have no values or morals they are driven by 💰
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They made a classic off rapping about falling out with their babymamas and custody battles
26 years ago today, Outkast's "Ms. Jackson" was released as a single.
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Kweku Palmer
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The conversation spiralled really fast
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Both teams contributed to the goal
This is why I watch women's football
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