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Horror loving Cartoon watching man-child/EMT. I like stuff and things. Sometimes I say something funny. Sometimes I don’t....usually I don’t.

Illinois, USA
Joined March 2014
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Dear @JohnSchriffen The word is “versus”. Not “verse”. Being raised by a parents who corrected every grammatical error I ever made….i get ptsd every time you say it. Also. Singing “hey hey hey…goodbye” on the air is really, really bad. Still a fan though
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Medic and EMT friends…. Tomorrow there are protests being held throughout the country. This isn’t about your politics or your beliefs, this is a call for aid. I will be at Daly plaza tomorrow with a backpack full of medical supplies hoping that nothing goes wrong…
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but ready to act if it does. I would truly love the help and camaraderie. This is about helping your fellow man, and showing unity in a time of chaos despite political differences. If you would like to come help, please let me know.
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Dear @jimmyfallon please stfu. Every artist is clearly lip syncing you jackass.
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Dear @Ticketmaster to add an almost 30% increase in “service fees” per ticket is fucking deplorable. And the fact that I can’t bypass your shitty company by going straight to the venue’s box office is a tragedy. Live music is art for everyone, Not just those with deep pockets.
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While I have nothing bad to say about John Schriffen, and it’s only the 2nd game of the season, I still miss @jasonbenetti #WhiteSox
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Love that @SPRINTSmusic are playing at @Schubas tonight. Hate that I just found out about it and it’s sold out. ☹️ But still….they deserve nothing but sold out shows. Hope to be more on the ball next time around.
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Filthy Underneath by @nadineshah is an album that deserves a true listen. Not an “In The Car” listen, but a listen that you gave albums when you first got into music. That “Lay down and look over the album art and liner notes while you become completely absorbed” listen.
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@nadineshah , if you read this, thank you so very much for your art.
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At a show tonight, jumping around, having a great time, and I was repeatedly tapped on the shoulder by someone who wanted me to stop so he could record the band on his phone. It’s people like this who ruin the concert going experience. Put your fucking phones down!!!!!
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Dear @astros You can not let a team that likes Creed win. If they win, then Creed wins, and that will almost certainly bring on the apocalypse. Thank you
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I want to sit in a cafe and talk about art and life with @nadineshah over a bottle of wine.
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eats A Kid bit.ly/3mSIhiu
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Senator Rick Scott has the face of a toddler actively shitting his diaper.
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We are all here on this planet, as tourists, as it were. None of us can live here forever. The longest we might live is a hundred years. So while we are here we should try to have a good heart and to make something positive and useful of our lives.
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I went on the Lost Souls Haunted Bus Tour and all I got was Brewsters Cheesy Balls in my mouth @BrewsterBonesaw #lostsoulschicago #chicagohaunts #halloweenfun #hauntedhouse
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A Message to and from Mister Senator Ted Cruz...Attorney at Law #PassthePactact
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Sick as hell with the Covid watching the @officialgogos documentary. If there has been anything that has helped relieve the symptoms, it’s been that…and paxlovid…but I’m pretty sure the film helped more. #ClubZero