The real, original CacaJose. I’ve decided to come out of retirement and once again bless the internet with my presence.
Seattle, WA
Joined April 2021
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Metadata on Putin's video declaring war on Ukraine suggests it was recorded no later than 7 pm on Monday.
He's also wearing the same clothes he did when he recorded an address on Monday recognising the independence of separatist statelets.
#Russia loves #Ukraine so much that they took all their food, which led to 5+ million folks starving to death during the Holodomor. @KremlinRussia_E seems to always leave this tidbit of info out when they accuse Ukrainians of being Nazis.
Seriously - if I wasn’t such a pussy, I’d have my wife committed to an insane asylum. Any doctor who spent 5 minutes with her would easily conclude she’s a total psychopath and a menace to society.
Finally received all free #CovID 19 tests today. Unfortunately, my wife found them before me, and she is a complete #psychopath (literally). She’s taken all 4 tests in the past two hours. Have I ever mentioned how my wife is a lunatic and I hate my life?
Hilarious. I rode BTC down from 60k to 34k on my margin account. I finally got pissed and dumped it all and went short. Never fails.
As I came downstairs to start making popcorn I asked if she had started making it, but she was in one of her moods, and stairs at me like she wanted to murder me. I lost concentration with steps and fell and jammed my left foot into ground and did a face plant down