@CacheThatCheque

Japanese shitco and tobacco stonk autist. Saizeriya lover. just another random based chud with an anime avatar. no investment advice

 日本
Joined September 2016
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America has Warren Buffett, but Japan's most famous investor is 71-year-old Kiritani, who has a portfolio of over 500 stocks totaling over 400 million yen. He does not own a car and rides around everywhere in his bicycle. He's also known for his love of shareholder perks. /1
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I'm bullish and long Japan. A stock market crash, low birth rates and marriage rates, stagnant wages, stagnant GDP, high concentration of wealth among boomers, an aging population; Japan has already gone through it all and survived. There has never been a better time to be a Japanese investor.
milkmaniac@milkmaniac5h
Replying to @CacheThatCheque
Jfc, 2.1k likes. the west is fucking cooked. after decades of chasing digital efficiency, they all yearn for the analog wisdom of the confucian far east
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American whites are very diverse. I'm an autistic Elliot Rodger hapa but I am rather fond of the blunt "Tony Soprano Italian American" archetype
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Investors getting rug pulled on Brazilian stocks is exactly why I stay away from investing directly in any emerging markets. Corruption and banana republic style elections make it seem not worth it. I prefer sticking to my lane: buying Japanese shitcos and tobacco stocks
zerohedge
@zerohedge1h
*BRAZIL STOCKS SINK 10%, TRIGGER CIRCUIT BREAKER
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Gaijins after they come home from the Japan trip deeply radicalized
CTC
@CacheThatChequeOct 25
My younger sister came to Japan this year for the first time in over ten years and she went home deeply radicalized
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BOOM🔥 Lots of winners today. AI trade is unwinding and the boomer shitcos are back in
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Former Japanese Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda, who served for a year in 2007-2007 between Abe's first term and Taro Aso, has died at the age of 90
日本経済新聞 電子版（日経電子版）
@nikkei10h
福田康夫元首相が死去、90歳　消費者庁設置や対中関係安定に尽力 nikkei.com/article/DGXZQOUA1…

福田康夫元首相が死去、90歳　消費者庁設置や対中関係安定に尽力

福田康夫（ふくだ・やすお）元首相が22日、心不全のため都内の病院で死去した。90歳だった。2007年に首相に就任しおよそ1年間務めた。消費者庁の設置を決め、公文書の管理を強化する法整備を進めた。中国との関係安定にも尽力した。父は福田赳夫元首相。早大卒業後、丸善石油（現・コスモエネルギーホールディングス）に17年間勤めた。赳夫氏が首相に就く直前に秘書となり、政務担当の首相秘書官を経験した。19

nikkei.com
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>Shot twice >Has 3 baby mamas >He’s an ass man Truly the only black president of the United States
FearBuck
@FearedBuck17h
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during a campaign rally in Port Huron, Michigan
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Anime really is real life
PsyopAnime
@PsyopAnime13h
it's hard to miss @NICKIMINAJ
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AI stocks when the market opens
Elon Musk
@elonmusk19h
Replying to @chamath
Pretty much. As of the past few weeks, debt markets have almost entirely shut off access to money for any company that doesn’t have substantial revenue independent of AI data centers. SpaceX closed $40B of debt for GPUs, but we’re investment grade and have Starlink & launch revenue. That means the 200+ neoclouds are going to see guppy-level death and consolidation. Some will make it through, but not many.
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RIP Brazilian stonk investors
litquidity
@litcapital12h
“So you went all in on Brazilian equities ahead of the election?” “Yes, Dave” “And you thought Brazil could have fair elections even though they’re an emerging market with a left-wing government?” “That’s correct, Dave”
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South American Japanese diaspora undefeated
The Force Majeure Groyper 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@ProgDirectorateOct 25
average north american japanese diasporoid vs average south american japanese diasporoid
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Everyone likes to shit on r/japanlife gaijin redditors but then posts like these got me wheezing
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Make me a billionaire @bot. Make no mistakes.
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Boomers are so weird man. They'll be like, "just approach women at yoga class and ask them out on a date" and then go and get scammed for tens of thousands of dollars by some random fake internet profile
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Attended a school event recently in Osaka and it literally looked like this: clusters of yankii moms in track suits and sweat pants chatting with clearly over the hill yankii mom seniors showing off lots of skin. Some guy's future yankii single mom trad wife, no doubt
🤖 Made with AI
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He's several decades my senior but this guy is the OG gaijin with the full hat trick
atlas
@creatine_cycleOct 24
when you turn 30 as a dude on x dot com you have three paths: - wife guy - japan guy - race scientist
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My younger sister came to Japan this year for the first time in over ten years and she went home deeply radicalized
Isidore 🇪🇸@Is1doreOct 24
Leaving Tokyo now. Some observations: - "Thing, Japan" is 100% real. - They're very conscientious. - For a mega-city, every street is clean and well-planned. - Mishima's consumerist critique is accurate. - Coming here gave me foreigner's envy and made me more fascist.
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FML, why am I all 3 of these?
atlas
@creatine_cycleOct 24
when you turn 30 as a dude on x dot com you have three paths: - wife guy - japan guy - race scientist
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