Saturday Checklist:
Whoop tiger ass✅️
Whoop zebra ass✅️
Get drunk: in progress
Altogether a damn good Saturday. Roll motherfucking Tide and God Bless.
Look me in the eyes and tell me a man named Gautreaux can fairly referee a game involving Louisiana State University @NCAA
Gentle reminder for the #YankeesofTuscaloosa: your Barbour jacket can stay hung up for a few more weeks, if you're gonna larp as a southerner at least try to learn the weather
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Today is a good day because it’s Gameday!
Time to go to work!
#RollTide | #BlueCollarBasketball
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Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
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If Tommy Tuberville was running against a ham sandwich I would vote for the ham sandwich. Even with no mustard, no pickles, no cheese. I would vote for dry ham on white bread before I voted for Tommy Tuberville. Untoasted. Too much Bama in me I guess.
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Christmas decorations are not allowed until November 11. The Edmund Fitzgerald gets the next 10 days.
The decision makers at the Innisfree opted to turn this game off early in favor of every TV showing Packers-Panthers
𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗗 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘.
After a defensive stop to open overtime, @Wolfee4128 cued the celebration for @TroyTrojansFB. ☀️🏈
LFG
The #Braves today exercised options for OF Ronald Acuña Jr. and INF Ozzie Albies for the 2027 season. Atlanta also reinstated RHPs Spencer Schwellenbach, Spencer Strider and Hurston Waldrep, as well as LHP Joey Wentz, from the 60-day injured list.
























