Restaurateur @Coffee_254 & @KenjisPlace Dairy Goat l Bee l Horticulture Farmercist l Brand Ambassador l Founder https://xitter.cf/t.co/wFyWuQSMUu l #UkulimaSioUshamba
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined February 2011
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Today I'm officially launching my latest ‘big boy build’ - Kenji’s Place
We are Located in Lusigetti, or for my Murima friends, Rùthìgìti, just 200 metres from Shell Petrol Station.
While your car gets pampered at Kenji's Carwash, walk over to our farm-themed Kenji's Restaurant & enjoy freshly ground Kenyan Coffee, premium teas, and delicious meals made with fresh ingredients from the backyard garden 🥬 🍆 🍅
Our barn-style setup gives you a front-row seat to the kitchen garden, where organically grown, ridiculously succulent vegetables are growing just for your plate. – at Ndeiya, Kenya
Who else is wishing elections are held in the next month or two so that we get over & done with this election hullabaloo, have HE Edwin Sifuna in Statehouse & move on with our lives in the opposition as we keep him in check?
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One challenge of having a backyard restaurant extension is that it’s always hidden in plain sight.
Next time you come to our Thogoto branch, consider checking out the backyard - we’ve a more cosy & big sitting space for your family & friends. #LoveAtFirstSip
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The question mark may as well have arrived after the second word and this would still be a complete post.
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it takes a certain level of audacity to rule a country into shambles and campaign for a second term. to come & do what, end our lives??
The “fight” between Kimani Ichungwah & Governor Wamatangi on who will build which road, & how fast, has escalated to the little path leading to my small farm 😁
Frame two is a path that hasn’t seen an inch of Murram since independence, but is being graded as I post this.
Aki wewe development 🤣🤣
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We cooked with this new recipe!!!
Grilled Lemon Grass Chicken, Sautéed potatoes & veggies - slaps so good you want another plate! 😋
Sometimes you’ve to show your Spinach how if they work hard, drink enough water, take the process of photosynthesis seriously & respect their elders, they will eventually look like the ones on the plate… 🤭
When someone asks you what “from farm to plate” means, bring them to @KenjisPlace along the Dagoretti/ Mutarakwa road in Lusigetti (Ruthigiti).
We serve fresh food from our backyard garden all day, everyday.
Once the two weeks are over, may I plug you with our freshly roasted & ground coffee from @Coffee_254?
I’d like your honest feedback after you taste this greatness.
The biggest challenge with Agriculture for Millennials & Gen Z’s is not finances or access to markets (and these two are big issues, don’t get me wrong, ok?)
The biggest problem is EMPLOYEES!
Most of us want to make farming a side hustle, with the hope that once all our Ducks are in a row, we will fully transition into farming. Perfect plan, innit?
You & your boys/ girls have access to a few Kenyatta shillings. You can afford to lease 50-100+ acres of land, rear like 200+ Goats, Sheep & a few Sahiwal Bulls for meat production.
Enter the biggest challenge: Managing employees who will definitely be selling a few Kids for a song to your neighbors! Unless one of you is living on site & managing the group’s assets, mtaibiwa!
Anyone else agrees with my sentiments and what’s the solution because we all can’t be full time employees until we retire!
*All Photos Courtesy Google.
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Whichever way you look at it, this Mocha available at all Coffee 254 branches, is what your body needs right now 😌
#LoveAtFirstSip
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Marriages survived because men had the heart to endure women.
It lasted for generations because of MEN. Because of our emotional intelligence and our compassion for our wives.
Not because women were good partners. Because men learned to overlook a lot of stupid shit women do just to let peace reign.
Let's be real, women are NOT easy to live with.
They are not romantic. Their whole idea of romance is RECEIVING. What he bought for me, where he took me, what he did for me. Never what they give.
They are not funny. They are overly sensitive, they hate accountability, they hate saying sorry, they hate initiating sex with their own husbands, and they are controlling as hell. Stubborn and rebellious.
And that domestic violence you hear about in marriages? Most of it is STARTED by the wife. Pushing, slapping, throwing things, talking reckless, provoking until the man reacts. Then she wants to play victim.
Look at any relationship that doesn't have a man in it,it doesn't work.
Lesbians? Highest divorce rate. Highest abuse rate. Because there is no man there to tolerate their violence and their emotions. Two women together can't handle each other.
Female friendships? Even worse. Pure gossip, backbiting, jealousy, cutting each other off over the most childish things.
They will have 10 female friends by 2022. By 2026, only 2 are left. She has fought with ALL of them. Every single one is now an enemy.
But men are the problem.
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as promised came to check the place out. delicious food, great ambience 💯 . def will be back. @KenjisPlace
