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Joined August 2026
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i hope these two fucked eachother hard and nasty on election night
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I’ve just jerked off to this like 20 times in a row already And it keeps pooping up in my tl I’m so fucking lightheaded I can’t breathe
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Seen people post gimmicks on TikTok
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Trying to goon in peace but my neighbours have been letting off fireworks for an hour straight.
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ranking some of my female oomfs by how much I'd plap them :3
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Pushing 30 talking about hypergamy
Im a brother looking to get married 🚹: Age: 27 years old Height: 1m85 Origin: 🇩🇿🇬🇧 Hobbies: Debating in Spaces on worldly topics (Islam,race mixing, Proper Hijab, Hypergamy) + anime Criteria: - Muslim - Maximum 300 followers - If she speaks Arabic that's cool wtv
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Saw myself in the mirror
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Mfs were arguing about abortion while I was scrolling on xitter
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-girl bullies kid -kid realizes it and destroys fake promposal - comment section “who does he think he is?” 😭😭😭
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Glory Hunter FC fan crying
Saw some random twink staring at me in public teapawt.net/Calico404co/status/211…
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주말만 기다리면서 평일 버티는 내 정신상태
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good morning tortilla nation
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"Man utd came back from 2 down to beat roma 3-2"
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kind regards from bruno x marcell fc
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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKKKKKKKK
WE FIGHT UNTIL THE END 🇾🇪
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Grown ass adults when its time to be the bigger person and not argue with people 2x younger than you
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“ lmfao goychester united are getting xooged at home to roma”
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Saw a Real Madrid fan in public
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“LMFAO he lost NNN on the second day”
Replying to @Calico404co
Couldn’t even last 2 days 😭😭😭
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