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If you aren’t watching @BrillDumbShow or following @BeardownCuz you’re missing out on the best entertainment currently available, it’s a circus
Bring back Mikey V’s Cold Cuts impressions, those bits are too good! The Bobby blockbuster sketch still leaves me in tears 😂 @BeardownCuz @Cutsysays @RobbyBerger @BrillDumbShow
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I have no dog in the fight whatsoever, but if they keep @Lane_Kiffin and LSU from getting a night game in Tiger Stadium two weeks in a row…..heads should roll.
How can Alabama and Texas both coming to LSU be day games? In back to back weeks? Makes me SICK!
It appears all the whining and complaining to the @SEC office is working!
Do the right thing! Play Texas at LSU at night!
In a surprise to no one, @Cutsysays has absolutely ZERO accountability for ruining @beardowncuz question on the askbob segment @RobbyBerger, what a guy…
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Y’a petit qui a perdu son œil, un autre qui a perdu son doigt et un autre qui s’est fait exploser les dent mais ça fait moins de bruit qu’un flic qui s’est prit un k.o parce qu’il a essayer de noyer un enfant
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If a friend invites you to rape someone and you don’t call five other friends and go over and jump his ass into oblivion, you’re useless
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Blindfolds put Mintzy in a mental blender (even if he’s not wearing one) – at Chicago, IL
Per Lucas:
“There is definitely going to be rain Tuesday night at the Corn Maze”
We will be exhausting all options today to try and find a solution
The people deserve a Mintzy and Blind Tate vs Frank and Mikey Bets (not sure who is blind yet) race
#Transparency #StayTuned
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Can’t get over how great @Alexger04 did Sunday for our new Sunday Service show. He is a true wizard of his craft. Our producer, Teddy Ball Game, will be answering the phones and getting you on the show this upcoming Sunday. Come and get served.
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Wild that @OhioTate has marathon streamed all day, raised like 40k for charity, took over a McDonalds, made his own burgers, got the owner of McDonalds to donate, and @stoolpresidente doesn’t even tweet about it. But hey, Im sure hell try to sell a shirt out of it.
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41 years old here, stoolie since the papers were thrown in my face at back bay station going to my cube monkey job.
@OhioTate is Barstool. He’s more barstool than @KFCBarstool
The New York office is just a mailing address to the world.
@barstoolsports
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I reread this every year.
I cry like a baby every year.
Todd Beamer died a father, husband, and hero.
Todd: Hello… Operator… listen to me. I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. Our plane has been hijacked.
Lisa: I understand. Can they see you?
Todd: No. There are three that we know of. They have knives — razor knives, like box cutters. Someone announced from the cockpit there was a bomb. It sounded fake.
Lisa: Your name?Todd: Todd Beamer. United Flight 93.Todd: They killed one passenger in first class. They forced most of us back. Fourteen of us here. Five flight attendants. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor.
Lisa: Are you okay?
Todd: We’re going down… wait. No. We’re leveling off. We changed directions. We’re flying east again.
Todd: A guy named Jeremy called his wife. She told him two planes hit the World Trade Center. Lisa, is that true?
Lisa: I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. Both towers are gone. A third plane hit the Pentagon. Our country is under attack. I’m afraid your plane may be part of their plan.
Todd: Oh God. Lisa, will you do something for me? Call my wife and my kids. Promise me you’ll call.
Lisa: I promise.
Todd: Our home number is… You have the same name as my wife. Lisa. We’ve been married ten years. She’s pregnant with our third child. Tell her I love her. I’ll always love her. We have two boys — David, he’s 3, and Andrew, he’s 1. Tell them their daddy loves them and he is so proud of them. The baby is due January 12th. I saw an ultrasound. We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy.
Lisa: I’ll tell them. I promise, Todd.(Lisa patches in the FBI.)
Agent: Todd, your plane is on a course for Washington. Best guess is the White House or the Capitol.
Todd: I understand. I’ll be back.
Todd: Everyone knows this isn’t a normal hijacking. We have decided we will not be pawns in their plot.
Lisa: What are you going to do?
Todd: Four of us are going to rush the one with the bomb. Then the cockpit. A stewardess is getting boiling water. We’ll take them out.
Todd: Would you pray with me?They pray the Lord’s Prayer. Then: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me.
Todd: God help me. Jesus help me.Are you guys ready? Let’s Roll.
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Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a Utopia of peace, unity andhappiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology.
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I’m defending Freddy here. I don’t think it’s anything to do with him, but I can also see why corporations could definitely see an opportunity for PR attention to assist him on his journey.
Freddy would be absolutely insane to say no to anything he’s been offered so far. He’s getting to live out his dream of touring another country to watch his team in the World Cup. This will never happen again for him, and not every foreign fan is getting the same treatment as he is. Plus he chose American Airlines over a f-ing private jet company to go to Buffalo today.
It’s just a string of luck. It happens. There’s no reason why I can’t be happy for the guy just because it’s not happening to me.
This is a country where you can get instant fame off of a 5 second clip saying some dumb shit and become a millionaire. At least with Freddy, it’s the same idea but for something good by making a fan’s experience memorable. It’s more refreshing to see.
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
🤖 Made with AI
Everyone loves hating on @Cutsysays (myself included, he deserves it) but after watching the latest pods and gauntlet, J-bone is for sure the biggest asshole on the show. Man needs a reality check @ohwowthejet would smoke him in golf @bobdoessports @BrillDumbShow @RobbyBerger
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BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”
BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”
BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”
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Tim Dillon on Thomas Massie’s loss: “I don’t know how you run a country where people can just dump $32 million into a race.”
“This guy who’s like, release the Epstein files.”
“Prosecute pedophiles.”
“Get out of foreign wars.”
“He loses to a guy who’s like: let’s cover up the Epstein files.”
“Let’s not prosecute pedophiles.”
“Let’s go to war with your kids.”
“You would think just platform to platform, that’s a tough sell.”
“If you spend enough money, you can just create any reality you want.”
“No one knows who the hell the other guy is.”
“He was just handpicked, came out of nowhere … was like, ‘we gotta get kids back into the military, we gotta get them to Iran now.’”
“You would think that’s probably not a super popular idea.”
“Let’s get your son out of the house and into Iran.”
“You would think that as ideas go, that’s probably a relatively hard sell.”
@TimJDillon
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Got to tour @RepThomasMassie property and home. Can I tell you right now that this man is a real guy.
-he lives nearly 100% off grid
- majority of his food is organically grown on property
- he loves to play the banjo and cook pizza for 30 random content creators
No pat down, no security, no expectations.
What a great time and thank you Congressman @MassieforKY for hosting us.
@realDaveReilly got us this video edited FAST and snapped on it.
Really big thank you to @TheVinoMom for making this happen. She’s leading the charge for @RepThomasMassie
@takenaps for taking a ride up the mountain with me.
