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he/they | 30 | bi idiot | Fiction Writer, Poet | I play DMC & Yoshimitsu | Opinions are my own.

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Joined August 2012
Mastered Broke Boy Ramen - Sapporo Ichiban Tonkotsu - boiled, strained noodles, tossed with pricy high-spice chili oil - reserved ~2 cups boiling water, added soy sauce n packet for broth - bacon seared w/ mccormick smokehouse maple - ajitama - stir fry veg (greens r essential)
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-reverse-seared medium ny strip seasoned w/ sazon -roasted onion & bell pepper w/ mccormick smokehouse maple n some bacon grease -green beans /w fresh minced garlic and cracked peppercorns -tai pei brand "ultimate" fried rice (just chicken + some pork bits lol)
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Spicy-Sweet Conecuh Smoked Sausage Stir Fry - rice seasoned w/ onion+onion powder, soy sauce before boiling - stir fry started w/ some chili oil (no crisp) and sesame oil, crisp added later for spice with soy sauce, oyster sauce, MSG, mirin, and mccormick smokehouse maple
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salmon for the end of bleach
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2nd game, raw pickup, not a drill
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Casual Post-Work Lotus Flower Therapy
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Unglamorous Laundromat Grind Tackiest I've ever been yet hardest I've ever looked
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ok, labbed it and I have to concede its mod footage. I wasn't BSing about Air Gleam Heavy having slight variability tho. forgive me, I am a simple Yakumo player who would rather be playing DMC4 right now.
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ain't no rest for the wicked wait, i meant yakumo players #ninjagaiden4 #ng4 #yakumo
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just some #NinjaGaiden4 #Ryu now that the game is willing to give me Master Ninja rankings. might be an All-Timer fr
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yall ain't gonna understand this, but I blame all of my personal failings for the past 2 weeks on this number. putting myself on FraudWatch til I fix this
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Somehow, I have both too few and too many friends. Worse problems to have, I guess. Before anyone asks: nah, it's not like that. Shouldn't be, so can't be, and further...sometimes it's just good to feel things just because you can. I get so bored without reasons to make these.
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