Xhex Symphath RP

I do need a new pillow...

And now Tim Curry? So fucking done with this year's bullshit!

// I'm not a country fan, but Dolly Parton? 2026 can go choke on a bag of dicks!

Looks like the Queen's cat went on an adventure

Seriously, the damn thing is just gone. I blame the elongated muskrat for this bullshit

I swear I domething about Red asking if I had chickens, then my entire timeline disappeared...

While I appreciate the gesture, I was perfectly fine with not having any fucks to give...

No more balloons?

// Monday was our last day with the bunnies. Three followed mom in the morning, the other four left in the evening. Will keep alfalfa around for them, far away from the garden

// This single guy is the adventurous bunny. It will be the first to leave the nest

// Bunny update puts the count at seven!

// Daily bunny check. They grow fast!

// Daily bunny update. I check once, to be sure the mother is still taking care of them, and only once so she doesn't get pissed off

// It's raining, and I want to go out and hold an umbrella over that planter. Never had a baby bunny nest in the backyard before. Five little fluff balls.

// Baby bunnies in the planter? Guess I know who gets the strawberries this year...

Probability is high that the writer will rack up some assault charges today. Taking away her blades to keep it from escalating...

Fuck, I'm old! #MyXAnniversary

Swear to fucking God, every time I see one of these influencer product unboxing videos with the manicures - those fucking tippy-tappy talons - all I want to do is rip those nails out, one by one. No matter the product, the tippy-taps are identical!

RL needs to chill the fuck out

// The writer's house getting torn up because of ice damming water damage was not part of the end of year plan ffs...