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#TSPRP parody account New to character, not to RP Same writer as @VeiledVerbosity Interactions welcome while account is WIP!

Joined March 2023
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๐˜ผ๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™š ๐™™๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฅ๐™š๐™˜๐™ช๐™ก๐™ž๐™–๐™ง ๐™๐™–๐™ฅ๐™ฅ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™š๐™™. โฅ‚ Semi-canon portrayal of Employee 427 [STANLEY] โฅ‚ DMs open โฅ‚ Interactions welcome โฅ‚ Adult themes, no smut โฅ‚ 21+ writer โฅ‚ Details in thread
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everyone loves a shawty with a rich inner dialogue
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Stanley retweeted
Guys wtf heโ€™s deathly allergic to peanuts :( #TheStanleyParable #tsp #tspud
If this gets 100 likes Iโ€™ll give Stanley 1 (oneโ˜๏ธ) peanut as consolation #TheStanleyParable #tsp #tspud
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Stanley is in one of those Moods, today. Or whenever. Time doesn't count for much anymore, really. Which is entirely the problem. No time, no food, no sleep, not even the urges to eat or sleep or anything else. Just the endless loop of the same story, over and over... -
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And right now, Stanley's a bit fed up. Or a lot fed up, maybe. Hard to tell; he's making a deliberate point of not letting his thoughts or feelings be particularly readable right now. The way he spins listlessly in his office chair speaks for itself, though. Nudging the -
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carpet with his toes, moving maybe a foot or so, mustering up the energy several moments later to do the exact same again. No apparent plans to get up and leave the office any time soon. @LEFT_D00R
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ใ€‹Pinned tweetใ€Š > Minor swearing > Reality bending > Probable insults > Multiverse and Ocs very welcome! ยค #MVRP ยค #TheStanleyParable ยค #ThestanleyparableRP ยค #Thenarrator ยค
Bored Stanley. A dangerous thing to be running loose. He's currently on a quest to find all the rubber bands he possibly can.
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((The vibes I'm trying to channel with him
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((Yknow I didn't really plan on Stanley being a memelord but it fits way too well for me to back down. My mans has a fake wife because he spends his free time on r/dankmemes and posting his silly little emojis in the comments to bother people harmlessly
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((He's very into dead memes especially because that's where the metamemeing and antimemeing and tier 3+ memes and all that good stuff ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ‘Œ
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((Stanley really said "I want this to be healthy and respectful right now those are my terms take them or leave them but I demand no less than mutual boundaries and trust ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค now sign here to agree so I can be silly with you for no reason"
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((Not sure if it will last but Stanley muse is hovering so
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Tapping idly at a key on his computer. Doesn't feel like going out of his office, yet.
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does, is that he's not alone in his bed. There's...actually, who is this? Stanley's never really been one to bring strangers home while shitfaced drunk, and he can't think why else there would be a stranger in his bed. Still giddy from hope and delight, he's now deeply -
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confused. In general, his poor little brain is having a very difficult time trying to process any of this.
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it seems to me that what i feel is not of earth. i cannot yet comprehend this cloudless heaven. my whole soul is yours.
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