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Joined February 2014
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live action wallace and gromit. i’m truly so sorry
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me looking at the teacher while everyone else packs up early to make sure he knows i'm still listening
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The replies to this are funny
Veganuary news just in: we’re selling VEGAN prawns. Can you tell which one’s vegan?
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“And whenever I make a mistake, I say, "OK, this was clumsy." and then I restate what my point was. But it's— it's not the same thing as— as the President lying about immigrants. It's not the same thing, at all.” - the next sentence Cover the quote in context, thanks.
"I think that there's a lot of people more concerned about being precisely, factually, and semantically correct than about being morally right." -- @AOC cnn.it/2C8ovEt
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I can’t stop screaming
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"fear not loyal fans. james bond blasts all his turds/piss to smithereens with a laser while on missions." -james bond, author of james bond
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Is it "radical" to demand that all Americans have health care, that billionaires pay their fair share of taxes, that workers earn at least $15 an hour and that we transform our energy system in order to combat climate change? I don't think so.
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Yeah... he’s rubbish isn’t he? 🙄 12,472 Test runs - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 record 33 Test centuries - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 record 90 scores of 50 + - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 record 161 Tests - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 record 67 Test victories - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 record 59 Tests as captain - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 record 159 consecutive Tests - 🌍 record
Sir Alastair Cook????? A knighthood for a guy who has only the 24th best English Test batting average & was never even the best player in his own team? And he gets one ahead of the great @GeoffreyBoycott? What a farce.
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we’re not doin the BAAAAAASICS of football
Thank you Harry Styles
Merry Christmas, I hope everyone has a wonderful one. H
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