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Joined October 2019
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boris please don’t ground me you literally told me to do it :(
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Olde skoole analog synthesizer from ancient Britain
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This is how much marijuana it would take to kill you — from @davidschmader's excellent book, "Weed."
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If I have a daughter, I can’t wait to tell her how beautiful she looks everyday
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the smoker the weed 😩💦 👀
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No one gives a damn about McDonald’s and kfc we need the gyms open
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what if i make an onlyfans but it’s just me showing off my tech decks?
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Minecraft has amazing legs
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Replying to @JohnCleese
Reality is its own parrot parody
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How the hell are people running 5k?
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