Calvin “Silent Cal” Coolidge

Plan A at 22: Get married at 27 Have kids around 30 House in the countryside Stable job Smoking wife Plan A at 25: Grind Minecraft Skyblock

Whoever made this list is a commie #nuke

But where's Calvin? #fuckthiswebsite

My MW4 Maps Tier List so far

Really was hoping to be able to use this meme today

Tried this and the cops knocked on my door an hour later #thatsbaseball

Yeah, all day, and every day, I need ya And every time I see ya, my feelings get deeper I miss ya, I miss ya I really wanna kiss you, but I can't

How do I get a job where she works? #hot

Who knows her, and if you do, do you think she’ll enjoy a bum in his mid-20s?

How Cal’s feeling tonight

Aaron Rodgers tattoo might be up there in the top 5 worst tattoos oat

Who fucks with this team?

This is why plastic surgery should be outlawed, just zoom into her face in the 2nd and 3rd photo it’s so unnatural and sad

Good lads

Why in the world would taylor swift write a song called Cleveland, a city filled with homeless encampments, a dwindling job supply, high crime, AND MY FUCKING FOOTBALL TEAM THE CLEVELAND BROWNS LETS FUCKING GO HERE WE GO BROWNIES HERE WE GO

Day 5 #rough

The Craft Chronicles Day 1 Just slaved away for 6 hours to build this basic fucking wandering trader farm. Now to sit overnight and hope and pray one finds its way into a boat. Also built this fuckass iron farm that’s shit so we are building a new one. Skyblock sucks.