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He’s telling half the truth and that a bag was involved
Glen Robertson (@gsrobertson89) profile pictureGlen Robertson@gsrobertson89Oct 31
Listen to this one …..youngster at work has blown out this morning because the wind blew a carrier bag into a tree right outside his bedroom window and the noise kept him up all most the night……….
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Pause!
RDZ’s Army (@_cstryder) profile pictureRDZ’s Army@_cstryderOct 30
BASH LEGEND
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People should just air these guys cos what is the point in talking to them to get them views
….Jeh-my-mah….. (@j3m_j3m) profile picture….Jeh-my-mah…..@j3m_j3mOct 30
??? I can’t believe my eyes
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People that use the front of their phone to make contactless payments are another species
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These lot just spend half the season crying about anything and everything
TouchLine (@TouchLineFacts) profile pictureTouchLine@TouchLineFactsOct 28
There is a thing with white British football players that play below the premier league that they like to bully people that they can on the pitch. Clearly jack or harry decide he’s going to pick on the 16 year old and “rough him up”. Wrongen.
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What a nonsense country
Baked Lizonya (@lizbeeNhonesty) profile pictureBaked Lizonya@lizbeeNhonestyOct 26
Im sure shitty people on door dash don’t tip, but like, stfu you’re dashing in Atlanta
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Yeah london at night is class
Ballon d'Or (@ballondor) profile pictureBallon d'Or
@ballondorOct 26
This is London! 🇬🇧🎡 #ballondor
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Soho was unreal when pedestrianised in Covid
Bob From Accounts 🚲 (@BobFromAccounts) profile pictureBob From Accounts 🚲@BobFromAccountsOct 25
No one will notice in 3 months. Soho should be next for pedestrianisation, and I hope the @MayorofLondon steps in. If you invite more cars, you get more cars.
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Every real city has a BT tower-esque building
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These man never heard of uber
EO (@_ezeo_) profile pictureEO
@_ezeo_Oct 23
'You don't need a car in london' merchants are marching through water puddles, while i'm in my car very dry, warm, heated seats, heated steering wheel & loud music to block out the rain
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People getting robbed at midnight for FIFA at junction Asda sksks
Video Game History (@VideoGameHstry) profile pictureVideo Game History
@VideoGameHstryOct 21
Midnight release of GTA V (2013)
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You can get cantu on Deliveroo now? What a time to be alive
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Pure gym by me is £45+ it’s a joke
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Being shepherded through paparazzi with a cap and sunglasses
Nick Reilly (@NickJWReilly) profile pictureNick Reilly@NickJWReillyOct 16
'Pictured' hahaha. Why is the tiger being framed like a shamed celeb leaving their house for the first time after a scandal.
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Tried sharing this and… ⏸️
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EXPRESSIONS OOZING (@ExpressionsOOZ) profile pictureEXPRESSIONS OOZING
@ExpressionsOOZOct 16
Expressions gets DESTROYED by The Hardy Boyz after being forced to compete in his debut Wrestling match 🤯🤬 @ThisIsTNA #tnaimpact
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How do you people read or think in general without a voice?
ratsumi (@ratsumichu) profile pictureratsumi@ratsumichuOct 13
the idea that most people have an internal monologue bugs me the fuck out. like what do you mean there are words in your head???? wouldnt it take forever compared to just thinking in vague concepts and pictures? having an inner voice seems like it would be annoying
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Good point cos who goes and drinks a different drink each time they go to the bar
Ryan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@TheEleventhChav) profile pictureRyan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@TheEleventhChavOct 9
“Lineups” when talking about drinking is absolutely pointless. As long as there’s a drink you like or can tolerate who’s arsed about the rest of them.
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Getting eaten by a tiger doesn’t seem as bad now after watching that performance
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Yeah this is a really good question
B LOU (@BLouu) profile pictureB LOU
@BLouuOct 9
How tf do buses have a middle part and seats on both sides but they still fit into the same lane as cars?? 🤔
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Carragher doing what’s right
Overlap Daily (@ThatsFootballTV) profile pictureOverlap Daily
@ThatsFootballTVOct 9
Carra vs Goldbridge went off straight away! 😂 Watch the Overlap Daily launch episode at 4pm on YouTube or listen wherever you get your podcasts 🙌⚽️ #overlapdaily #goldbridge #carragher
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