OCTOBER IS HITTING ME LIKE A TRAIN I GOT THE FLU THEN MY GRANDPA DIED NOW MY MUM IS VISITING ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND BACKSEATING THE WAY I STEAM MY EGGS
put on a sample of perfume i thought i liked years ago and now i gotta go through the entire day smelling like a musky mess wtf was younger me thinking馃槶
my mum immediately upon seeing me on videocall: "you cut your hair...can you finally stop bleaching the front parts its UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
had to change my name on my medicare and they removed my name from my mums card..feels real sad not seeing my name next to my mums馃槶馃槶
During the maccas match break they force all the players to eat a large double quarter pounder meal or else the break doesnt end
went to see the dr today and had to hand the receptionist my appointment letter which was 50% eaten by snails and they said "I love receiving this kinda stuff, its art to me!!!" then proceeded to immediately fold it up and put it in the bin????????????













