Cameron Kay Hobbs

Idk I’m not as down to watch Black Mirror after living through 2020/2021

My family: How’s dating going? Me:

Me carrying every dating app conversation

Nothing like working a large sporting event full of bros to remind you that misogyny is ALIVE AND WELL

It’s sunny out and I’m on day 3 of my cycle, so suddenly everything in my life doesn’t feel wrong anymore 🌞

Hell is this @hinge prompt response

I would do a lot for my new baby niece but I will never go to Disney on Ice for that girl

They always say never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry but they don’t tell you that you should definitely never ever go grocery shopping on day 2 of your period. I bought everything 😵‍💫

New self-care habit: listening to one ABBA song before I go into work in the morning. Try having a bad day after listening to ‘Waterloo’. Impossible.

Every time I read one of these tweets I say a little prayer gratitude that I’m no longer with my ex whose friends loved games more than life itself. I can’t tell you how many games I participated in against my will.

Tonight I got high and cried because I’m sad I haven’t seen my niece in a week, how’s your Saturday night going?

I’ve been influenced (by my therapist)

My expectation of having a second hoe phase in my late twenties vs reality

It’s 2022 and guys are still listing tacos as one of their interests on their dating profiles.

Do I actually like that thing or is it just ✨ green ✨

You never need a Farmers’ Almanac when your mom’s an avid gardener and your dad was an ag business major

One pro for being single is I can’t remember the last time someone talked to me about cryptocurrency against my will

Nothing more tragic than recovering from a breakup at the same time as your best friend who lives across the state 😓