Cameron Olson

Classic chiefs 15 vs 11 football

By the grace of god we are the champions of the bad boy mowers pinstripe bowl.

I wonder if astronauts ever get time to just pop in some airpods & listen to their favorite music looking out the window of the ISS. I’d love to listen to strfkr while staring at the earth zooming beneath my orbital path

John Christian Ka'iminoeauloameka'ikeokekumupa'a Fairbairn

Y’know, mister Ed! That horse from the 60’s who hit a home run off of sandy Koufax

The answers to all of your life problems can be found simply by attending your local Tom Petty cover bands next show

I despise the fact that I can no longer say “what’s up, brother?” without being taken for some sort’ve trend following tik tock guy

Noon on Sunday…shoot! I’m late for my shift flipping off babies/toddlers behind their parents back at Target

It should be against the law to drive a semi within the city limits of cities greater than 250k between the hours of 7-10 am & 4-7pm

Some ppl call me Maurice, bc I speak of the pompatus of love.

I just wanna' be a cosmic cowboy, I just wanna' ride and rope and hoot! I just wannna' be a cosmic cowboy, A supernatural, country- rockin' galoot

Don’t forget to stop & smell the flowers ! figuratively & physically

Now more than ever

If coach Rhule would just let me run the triple option for him tomorrow we’re beating Michigan by 6 points

The dentist told me I’m just the second patient to ever use the temporary crown I got put in

Momma it AINT got no TOP

I ritualistically begin each day by doing a comprehensive 2 line lay ups drill by myself on the mini basketball hoop I mounted in my apartment. If I don’t something bad might happen

I love how a select number of bulldogs in the world are born with the innate ability to skateboard