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Self care|motion inclined✈️|Meme enthusiast🏴‍☠️💵|Tech enthusiast|High value‼️Betting addiction❌

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined September 2024
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Deep down I want to know how it feels to thief someone’s serious babe
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Honestly if i’m broke I pray my girlfriend leaves me cause I can’t afford to feed for two
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Make I guide first. Una go see the kind girl I go carry una go fear
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You are sexually frustrated because you want to wait till marriage before you have sex
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Does Dick length increase after 18? This can’t be it😭💔
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Once girl no fine she go turn to lesbian
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A disciplined man should only be concerned with: 1. Making money 2. Getting closer to GOD 3. Getting smarter 4. Getting a better physique 5. Taking care of his family
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After all the money you spend on her, she will leave you and we will pretend like nothing happened
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Nigerian girls don’t love you.
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Stop dating these girls. Just enjoy yourself and leave
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May I not become so proud that everyone around me can’t tell me the truth
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I don’t smoke because I can’t add more problems to my problems not because I judge smokers
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You have to be absolutely stupid and delusional if you think your long distance partner isn’t cheating on you
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Back in this clinic💔
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All your avoidant whatever won’t stop some men from doing you bad. We have crazy patience
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Hating men won't reset your body count btw
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The way I dey find money now e dey make me dey very sexually frustrated. Sperm just full my body
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Girls should stop faking this hoe shit. Real hoes do it for the love of the game. They don’t need your money
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Being in a relationship is low ROI for men. You gain absolutely nothing
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What’s the difference between lust and love? So because I love you I can’t be sexually attracted to you cause it’s lust🫩
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