CanadianEh

“What’s the most Canadian thing you’ve done”

Its 2012 again, you convinced jacob to open the door to the box so you have more points to use it. You're the first one there, prone knife twice stand up double tap x and boom ray gun. Everyone seems happy but deep down they're mad you got it instead of them. Life is good.

Welp. Looks like I ran into some money once again. And to think people told me the lottery was a “scam”. Well since I’m feeling so generous I’m giving each person that retweet’s this $1000 (must be following so I can DM)