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Mark Dvorak

@CanadianHero525

The can of Twisted Tea that beats the shit out of useless people.

 Park County, CO
Joined March 2013
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I guess this is the official end of the WALL meme. Exactly four years after I created it, it shall be destroyed. It was fun as hell while it lasted. Seeing the triggered looks on literally all of your faces were just hilarious!
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@jcjgraham13 Nov 2021
Where's Clifford's big red dick? Tired of unrealistic filmmaking.
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How has Twitter not thrown my off this fucking website yet? I literally shouted WALL at Mexicans. SURELY some racism bot came across that and said "nah that's fine"
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Failed insult + stop stealing my shtick.
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People still follow that bot? I mean. Oh... Okay. I have no idea why.
I really hate idiots that make up shit as they go to act like they pretend they know what they're talking about. It's just stupid. It's moving the goal posts every time.
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I believe in Russian Blue supremecy.
💙💛𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞💛💙 (@Yellow_Brim_Boi) profile picture💙💛𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞💛💙@Yellow_Brim_Boi28 Jul 2021
"The fucks that supposed to mean?"
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It's a very unfunny joke and I only use it to troll. But then again, I hate puns.
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Good luck with that one, pal.
💙💛𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞💛💙 (@Yellow_Brim_Boi) profile picture💙💛𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞💛💙@Yellow_Brim_Boi28 Jul 2021
"I believe in Cute Boy supremacy."
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PFFFT
No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) profile pictureNo Context Brits
@NoContextBrits27 Jul 2021
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No.
Craig Tucker (@Craigisadick) profile pictureCraig Tucker@Craigisadick28 Jul 2021
Someone interact with me
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I thought I was the only one that made this awful joke.
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Oh boy
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Bacon.
Akira Kiyama (@akira_kiyama) profile pictureAkira Kiyama@akira_kiyama26 Jul 2021
I am still looking for owner of this pig I have it at my house and I am take care of it .
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You'd... Want to help me?
𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓇 (@bloody_wristz) profile picture𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓇@bloody_wristz26 Jul 2021
"I wish there was.. Any way to help.."
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Well... That's part of it as you would imagine.
𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓇 (@bloody_wristz) profile picture𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓇@bloody_wristz26 Jul 2021
"Because of money, right?"
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Not quick enough I'm afraid.
𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓇 (@bloody_wristz) profile picture𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓇@bloody_wristz26 Jul 2021
"Yeah.. Hopefully you can move out quick.."
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You can be as sorry as you want but nothing will change until I'm 18 and I get away from this hell hole.
𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓇 (@bloody_wristz) profile picture𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓇@bloody_wristz26 Jul 2021
".. I'm.. Sorry about that.."
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I didn't choose who my dad is and I didn't choose for him to give me brain trauma but here I am.
𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓇 (@bloody_wristz) profile picture𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓇@bloody_wristz26 Jul 2021
".. I didn't think about that.."
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As if I have a choice in the matter
𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓇 (@bloody_wristz) profile picture𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓇@bloody_wristz26 Jul 2021
"Well then he shouldn't be your dad."
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Not to this idiot that happens to be my dad
𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓇 (@bloody_wristz) profile picture𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓇@bloody_wristz26 Jul 2021
"Still, hitting your kid with a shovel is a little extreme No matter what the circumstances are."
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